6 definitions by kizzle

A completely homophobic homosexual. Like Mr. Garrison, the JarredHawkins won't admit to their sexuality, but will act upon it subconsciously by having sexual relations with various men in the dead of the night.
A JarredHawkins is dangerous to sleep in the same room with, because you never know if you will wake up with a sore ass in the morning.
by kizzle August 22, 2004
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the height of an orgasm
Dude my frodizzlemanizzlefizzlemadissledrissle was of the hizzy last night dog.
by kizzle September 4, 2003
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when the c-puppy receives some sweet ass lovin from a sweet ass ho

hollar yo.
to mack:
k: ohhh shit! you did not!
c: ooohh shit! i so did!!
by kizzle January 30, 2005
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can be used in basketball,describe a person who is a ball hog or shoots a lot
1:a yo mike is a scrub
2:i no he went gun the whole fourth quater
by kizzle August 17, 2004
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The group of 5 gay men that star in Bravo's hit show, "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy;" Carson Kressley, Kyan Douglas, Ted Allen, Jai Rodriguez, and Thom Filicia.
by kizzle April 23, 2005
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