king kong ninja's definitions

blinguist

A person who uses words in some way to procure expensive material items, which they have a great proclivity to. Notable examples are rappers, lawyers, and screenwriters.

That luda is quite the blinguist.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

eat the crossface

a saying coming from amateur wrestling meaning to take the punishment and keep going, to drive through your opponent's defense. it can be used in a broader sense to encourage someone to take what's coming and not shirk from the conflict.

my girlfriend found out i'm cheating, should i call her?

-eat the crossface dude

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

steel reserve

steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.

i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.

or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

beer and titties

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

queen's own

referring originally to something that is british it can also refer to something with the imperialism, snobbery, and feyness of all things british.

Did you know you put your pinky up when you drink? That's the queen's own.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

irony

the opposite of what is intended happening or being presented.

A SUV with a bumper sticker that says keep earth green.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

king hippo

something that appears difficult, but is really simple with the right knowledge. based on the mike tyson's punchout character of the same name.

last night's homework was hard!
-what that? nah that was so king hippo

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004