A person who typically holds themselves above others in terms of principle while half the time being a lazy uber-consumerist. Quick to say others have a small penis, they exhibit something called "reverse small dick syndrome" and feel the need to kill fun with their liberal, defensive, and fake "joe" attitude.
If they hear someone say something degrading about a woman, they'll pounce; meanwhile, they are a sexual degenerate with no standards or sexual boundaries.
Bill - "ok guys i know we're all having a great time at this party, but I think it's time to enlighten everyone on everything they've all done wrong tonight."
Someone, usually an attention whore, who feigns a friendship with others in the presumption that everyone will return that friendship, but no one likes him/her (except for the 1 or 2 attention whore sidekicks). E-gor's can often be found at places/parties where they are not accepted, invited, or liked.
"Why is she here?! This is a football/cheerleader party, and she plays soccer! What an E-gor..."