kev23's definitions

road runner

One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

by Kev23 September 24, 2005

RPS13

Nissan naming system used to identify a turbocharged 240sx/Silvia(S13) hatchback.
R = Hatchback
P = SR20DET
S13 = Chassis Code

I am preparing to swap an sr20det in my 240sx so I will have an RPS13!

by Kev23 October 1, 2005

Desk Jockey

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.

Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!

by Kev23 September 11, 2005

Lags

What your AOL service does!

Sorry, I cant play Battlefields Online cause my AOL lags.

by Kev23 September 27, 2005