11 definitions by kev23

Desk Jockey

Someone who has a shitty job and is stuck behind a desk and a computer all day long.

Converygs is desk jockey central! Friends dont let friends work at Convergys!

by kev23 August 30, 2005

Lags

What your AOL service does!

Sorry, I cant play Battlefields Online cause my AOL lags.

by kev23 September 17, 2005

Sunfire

Piece of crap car made by General Motors to attract college students with little or no money (or mom and dad's money) and also 20 year old moms and dads (also with little to no money) looking to start a family. They decide buy a cheap car that is made with cheap parts and breaks down on a regular basis thinking that they will be saving money, but after insurance and repair bills they will be spending more money than if they bought a solid, well manufactured, car. Any car that retails new for $12,000 CAN is obviously an example of poor quality manufacturing.

If you own a Sunfire you should sell it to your enemy.

by kev23 September 30, 2005

LynxSis

A very screwed up way of spelling 'Linksys', a company that specializes in home networking devices.

Road Runner Customer: "Ya I have a Linkski router!"
Technician: "You mean a Linksys router"
Road Runner Customer: "ummm... ya!"
Technician: "Learn to read!"

LynxSis makes good routers!

by kev23 September 24, 2005