kerb's definitions

moonwalk

Verb, a disco dance where one walks sliding backwards, but appear to be going forwards.

Michael is a good moonwalker.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

puppy love

1. Mega slushy song by Donny Osmond in 1973.

2. Any slushy love usu. from a girl towards a young boy, little dog, Jesus, teacher, vicar, or scout master.

1. Puppy Love made number 1 in the charts.

2. She felt great wave of puppy love towards her Maths teacher.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

ASBO's

Anti Social Behaviour Order, used mainly against youths who annoy ordinary respectable people and workers.

These can be in the form of curfew orders, so yobs cannot hang out in the street at night. Also to prevent street drinking, thus preventing drunk and disorderly bahaviour. Also to prevent agressive beggars approaching strangers for money.

A method of containment, while a longer term method can be implemented to encourage young people off under-age drinking, drugs, and to get them to school, and then to gainful employment.

John got an ASBO, not to use abusive language.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

puter

What surfers with learning difficulties call their computer.

My puter is very clever.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

suit

Person, usu. male, who goes to nightclubs wearing a suit and tie, esp. when the dress code calls for "smart casual" or "jeans and trainers allowed".

Sometimes seen as uncool.

Kevin decided to go to the local dive wearing a suit.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

raves

Plural of rave.

More than one underground warehouse party, filled with dancing young people out of it on E.

My Vincent stopped going to raves and now likes to barefoot boogie.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

shit hits the fan

Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.

When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"

by Kerb November 28, 2004