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To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.
I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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Get the deafie mug.1. Noun: Scottish Clan.
2. Noun: Worldwide chain of outlets that are allegedly "restaurant" that allegedly sell "food".
2. Noun: Worldwide chain of outlets that are allegedly "restaurant" that allegedly sell "food".
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the mcdonalds mug.A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.
So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!
So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!
Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"
Customer: "Bird cage?"
CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"
Customer: "Bird cage?"
CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Get the bird cage mug.Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.
Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.
Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.
Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
by Kerb November 30, 2004
Get the Free festival mug.Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.
When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"
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