kerb's definitions
Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.
When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the shit hits the fanmug. A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.
So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!
So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!
Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"
Customer: "Bird cage?"
CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"
Customer: "Bird cage?"
CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Get the bird cagemug. Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.
Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.
Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.
Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
by Kerb November 30, 2004
Get the Free festivalmug. by Kerb November 30, 2004
Get the aolmug. A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.
This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.
This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Get the boxingmug. To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Get the spikemug. 1. A plant whose leaves are dried, fermented, mixed with hundreds of addictives incvluding freebase nicotine, than rolled (usu. by machine), packed, and retailed in licensed outlet.
2. Plant containing nicotine, a carcinogen. In other words, smoking tobacco can cause cancer and a slow and painful death.
3. A legal drug.
2. Plant containing nicotine, a carcinogen. In other words, smoking tobacco can cause cancer and a slow and painful death.
3. A legal drug.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the tobaccomug.