kerb's definitions

Grey Abducter Alien

Species of extra terrestrial, sterile hybrid species, who collect haploid (eg sperm and ova) samples from a variety of DNA based species in the Milky Way Galaxy. In order to vary their gene pool, as they reproduce by cloning.

The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.

I read about Gray Aliens from a book called "Communion".

by Kerb November 27, 2004

beer festival

1. A festival where the promoted theme (eg. a popular brand of beer, folk singing, medieval banquet, striptease, Octoberfest) is blatantly ignored, and large quantities of beer is drunk. And people roll about rat arsed, pissed as a newt, lit up like a christmas tree, and display a range of loud and disorderly behaviour.

I went to the (insert your favourite beer) Beer Fastival and had a great time!

by Kerb November 29, 2004

trailer park

Noun: A site where caravans are pitched, esp. in USA, inhabited by trailer park trash.

Jerry was seen visiting trailer parks.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

urbandictionary

An online dictionary, editable by users, esp. youths, Americans, and people who have a sense of humour.

Unfortunately frequented by posers, mis-spellers, graffitti artists, wannabe trolls, thereby attracting quality controllers to clean the sh*t off the dictionary.

Quality controllers are legally entitled to remove racist, obscene, libellious material off Urbandictionary, as well as material that might be in breach of copyright.

by Kerb November 1, 2006

buddy

An experienced employee, paired up to a new recruit in large companies, such as supermarkets, such that the trainee can ask stupid questions and not bother the personnel officer with.

An uncool corporate word for "mentor".

Hey Buddy, where is the toilet? what does this notice mean? where is the duck pate? How do I use this stocktaking gizmo?

by Kerb November 28, 2004

somerfield

A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.

One can buy duck pate at Somerfield.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

drum rap

Verb: To makes drumming noises into the microphone, during a rap

Usually perceived as uncool.

I thought Desmond was making a funny noises on the stage, until someone told me he was drum rapping.

by Kerb November 28, 2004