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vogon poetry

1. Poetry recited by a Vogon or by several Vogons, and is the third worst Poetry in the galaxy.

2. Any poetry recited in a slow repetitive lilt that goes on for eternity, and makes one want to yell at the poet, "Shut up!!!", scream, and punch him in the gob.
Ralph recited some poetry at the Arts Festival, and he went on and on and on, in a slow drawn-out lilt. After 15 minutes the audience got so fed up, shouted "Vogon Poetry!" and pelted him with rotten vegetables and used condoms.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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suit

Person, usu. male, who goes to nightclubs wearing a suit and tie, esp. when the dress code calls for "smart casual" or "jeans and trainers allowed".

Sometimes seen as uncool.
Kevin decided to go to the local dive wearing a suit.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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spin

A dance, usu. in a disco where one turns his or her body round at high speed. Harder than it looks, but possible with practice and wearing smooth soled shoes on a wooden dance floor.

If you stumble or go off balance you tumble off at an angle bumping into other dancers = uber + uncool

If you can rotate smoothly three times, and come to a graceful stop at the same spot = cool + sometimes pull
John could not spin and can only freak at the disco, whereas Jerry could spin and pull lots of chicks.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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fucker

A person, usually male, who is unfortunate to be born into the Tucker family, hence Mr. Tucker; and who is also unpopular, such as a school principal or headmaster, might be unpopular.
My school head is nicknamed Mr. Fucker.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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television

1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.

2. Very effective brainwashing machine.
Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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football supporters

People who actually enjoy watching twenty five men run around a field of grass after an inflated pigs bladder.
Jill: Ooh this looks like a nice pub!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!
by Kerb December 1, 2004
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Bodypopping

A dance orginating in the 1980's where the joints of the body move in a sequence along the arms, torso, legs, so a wave appears to travel along the body.
Trevor won the international Bodypopping Contest this year.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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