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party

Music + Food + Drinks + at least 3 people of at least 2 sexes.

Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.
You are invited to a party at my place, bring bottle and bird.
by Kerb December 1, 2004
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Free festival

Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.

Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!
by Kerb November 30, 2004
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bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!
Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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shit hits the fan

Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.
When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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spike

To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.
The eco warrior spiked 150 trees today.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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hard edge

Billy: U Edge?
Daisy: Yeah!
Billy: U Vegan?
Daisy: Hard Edge Yeah!
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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raves

Plural of rave.

More than one underground warehouse party, filled with dancing young people out of it on E.
My Vincent stopped going to raves and now likes to barefoot boogie.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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