kerb's definitions

faux pas

A major breach of etiquette. In other words a social blunder.

Girl: Can I play the guitar next to Keith in church?
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

uncool

To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.

I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

world wide web

Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).

Abbreviated to www.

My mother use AOL to access the World Wide Web.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

party

Music + Food + Drinks + at least 3 people of at least 2 sexes.

Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.

You are invited to a party at my place, bring bottle and bird.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

drum rap

Verb: To makes drumming noises into the microphone, during a rap

Usually perceived as uncool.

I thought Desmond was making a funny noises on the stage, until someone told me he was drum rapping.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Colin Powell

1. An uncool rapper, as to a gathering of foreign generals (who tried their best not to appear embarrassed).

2. President Bush's ex-house nigger, soon to be replaced by Condoleeza Rice, the White House's black mama.

Colin Powell is now learning to skateboard.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

fool's errand

A special errand given to new employees.

The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...

by Kerb November 29, 2004