kerb's definitions
Girl: Can I play the guitar next to Keith in church?
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the faux pasmug. To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.
I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Get the uncoolmug. Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).
Abbreviated to www.
Abbreviated to www.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the world wide webmug. Music + Food + Drinks + at least 3 people of at least 2 sexes.
Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.
Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.
by Kerb December 1, 2004
Get the partymug. I thought Desmond was making a funny noises on the stage, until someone told me he was drum rapping.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the drum rapmug. 1. An uncool rapper, as to a gathering of foreign generals (who tried their best not to appear embarrassed).
2. President Bush's ex-house nigger, soon to be replaced by Condoleeza Rice, the White House's black mama.
2. President Bush's ex-house nigger, soon to be replaced by Condoleeza Rice, the White House's black mama.
by Kerb December 1, 2004
Get the Colin Powellmug. The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the fool's errandmug.