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shit hits the fan

Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.
When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"
by Kerb November 28, 2004
mugGet the shit hits the fanmug.

bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!
Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"
by Kerb November 27, 2004
mugGet the bird cagemug.

Free festival

Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.

Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!
by Kerb November 30, 2004
mugGet the Free festivalmug.

aol

1. ISP for people with learning difficulties.

2. Manufacturer of free table coasters.
by Kerb November 30, 2004
mugGet the aolmug.

boxing

A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.

This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.
Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
mugGet the boxingmug.

spike

To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.
The eco warrior spiked 150 trees today.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
mugGet the spikemug.

tobacco

1. A plant whose leaves are dried, fermented, mixed with hundreds of addictives incvluding freebase nicotine, than rolled (usu. by machine), packed, and retailed in licensed outlet.

2. Plant containing nicotine, a carcinogen. In other words, smoking tobacco can cause cancer and a slow and painful death.

3. A legal drug.
Dodge flicked open the packet and offered a fag.
"Want some tobacco, pardner?"
by Kerb November 29, 2004
mugGet the tobaccomug.

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