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Person, usu. male, who goes to nightclubs wearing a suit and tie, esp. when the dress code calls for "smart casual" or "jeans and trainers allowed".
Sometimes seen as uncool.
Sometimes seen as uncool.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the suit mug.A dance, usu. in a disco where one turns his or her body round at high speed. Harder than it looks, but possible with practice and wearing smooth soled shoes on a wooden dance floor.
If you stumble or go off balance you tumble off at an angle bumping into other dancers = uber + uncool
If you can rotate smoothly three times, and come to a graceful stop at the same spot = cool + sometimes pull
If you stumble or go off balance you tumble off at an angle bumping into other dancers = uber + uncool
If you can rotate smoothly three times, and come to a graceful stop at the same spot = cool + sometimes pull
John could not spin and can only freak at the disco, whereas Jerry could spin and pull lots of chicks.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the spin mug.A large, portable, radio cassette player, measuring about 1.5 m wide and 1.0 m high.
It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.
It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.
It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.
It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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Get the webaholic mug.Music + Food + Drinks + at least 3 people of at least 2 sexes.
Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.
Optional extra - such as sex + drugs + snog in no particular order.
by Kerb December 1, 2004
Get the party mug.Nazi Germany shortlist of degenerates to genocide off:
Jews, negroes, communists, gypsies, mentally handicapped people (people with learning difficulties).
Word to be used with caution, used in discussion of German History, and World War II, and the book "Mein Kampf".
Jews, negroes, communists, gypsies, mentally handicapped people (people with learning difficulties).
Word to be used with caution, used in discussion of German History, and World War II, and the book "Mein Kampf".
Hitler's toothbrush moustache is now untermensh. Any pillock wearing one should shave it off. Right now.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"
I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"
I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.
by Kerb December 1, 2004
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