kerb's definitions
To dress up as members of foreign royalty, sheiks, film stars, and book a tour on the state of the art naval warship, such as the Dreadnought. Thereby making the (insert nation) Navy looking like a right pillock.
What a prank! Bunga Bunga!
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the prankmug. A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
Get the somerfieldmug. A word that contains all 5 vowels of a, e, i, o, & u, in order.
If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.
If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.
Man doing crossword, was puzzled by a 10 letter word a---e-iou-. He paused, and then his face lit up.
"Ah yes! Abstemious."
"Ah yes! Abstemious."
by Kerb December 8, 2004
Get the abstemiousmug. To insufflate, that is, breathe in a line of powdered solid through a straw up one's nostril. Usu. applied to cocaine or ketamine.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the snortmug. A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.
The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the jelly wrestlingmug. People who actually enjoy watching twenty five men run around a field of grass after an inflated pigs bladder.
Jill: Ooh this looks like a nice pub!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!
by Kerb December 1, 2004
Get the football supportersmug. by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the paris hiltonmug.