kellybex's definitions
"Dude, way too many cougwhores down at the Harbor tonight."
"Does this ankle bracelet make me look like a cougwhore?
"Guess I should get my brassy blonde hair toned down. Don't wanna look like a cougwhore at Happy Hour"
"Does this ankle bracelet make me look like a cougwhore?
"Guess I should get my brassy blonde hair toned down. Don't wanna look like a cougwhore at Happy Hour"
by kellybex July 15, 2009
Get the cougwhoremug. The mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep Cougars 'in the hunt.' Otherwise, without said Cougar Maintenance, the Cougar risks looking like an Old Whore.
"Where's Tina today? Oh, she had to go for some Cougar Maintenance at the spa."
"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."
"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."
by kellybex November 19, 2009
Get the Cougar Maintenancemug. This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!
Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!
Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
by kellybex December 14, 2009
Get the Cougar Mangemug.