kel's definitions

Quamp

A being who is weak, a snitch, disliked. In slang terms.. "a pussy". (N)

The kids a Quamp.. he didnt pay me.

by Kel November 23, 2004

shmogar

A Person Or Thing That Enjoys water

"I Myself Am A 'Shmogar' Jed However Is Not"

by Kel August 2, 2003

Drew Farmer

a sugarhoneysexybaby thats a rockstar in bed ;)

my gorgeous boyfriend

by kel March 21, 2005

Broadband

Fantastic, absolutely smashing. If you didn't have to sell the yoke.

"I still don't have my fuckin Broadband"

by Kel September 1, 2003

Small Dick Man

In Situations where you feel a lesser man then ur peers, and thus the feeling of a small dick man.

Damn, I'm suspended from driving for 3 months, man!!, I feel like a small dick man right now.

by Kel October 20, 2004

puddin

The kind of sick boy a girl like me could really miss!

Ollie Lee

by Kel February 26, 2004

scorch

to deposit felch by mouth into another person's mouth

after he felched me he scorched me... gross

by kel February 14, 2005