1 definition by keendiddy
FIPS is an acronym used by Northern Indiana and Southern Michigan residents which literally means Fucking Illinois Person(s). FIPS are the bane of full time residents existence in beach communities, as they show up and act like they run the town. Common FIP moves are leaving a boneyard of Michelob Ultra cans on the beach (try drinking Miller Lite, pussy), driving the wrong way down a one-way, or taking up two lanes of traffic on a family bike ride. FIP season starts in late April and ends after Labor Day, leaving full time residents a 5 month war to wage against yuppy scum. FIPS are like 2 dollar hookers: there's a diamond in the rough every once in awhile but for the most part the BJ is gonna suck.
*Driving Down By the Lake*
Oh look, the Johnson's family of 6 is walking horizontal down the street. Fucking FIPS
Oh look, the Johnson's family of 6 is walking horizontal down the street. Fucking FIPS
by keendiddy April 8, 2021