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keenan

a keenan is generally the sexiest person you will EVER meet. in the words of the well appreciated SAMMA, he's the thickest snicker you ever did see. he is always wearing nike and underarmor at the same time, and that's the only unsexy thing about him. I should also mention again that he is hella thicccccc. and he also smolders. if you happen to get a keenan, you need to cuddle with him, and procreate immediatly.

I mean, I wasn't gonna hook up tonight, but thres a keenan at this party, so....
MMMM keenan is so sexy

by keenanisathicksnicker January 18, 2020