1 definition by kcma

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A unit of measurement, usually used for comparing dongs, which obtains its' value from what is in Jake the Snake Kaiser's pants. Its' legendary status earned it the right to be a unit of measurement. 1 kaiser= 1.5 ft=.47 m.
Luke: I know it's gay to mention, but I saw a guy in the changing room at the Y who was only .033 kaisers long. It was like a tic tac.

Brennan k.: The 3 repeating of course.....
by kcma April 20, 2011

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