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tatumness

The quality and nature of (the) being Channing Tatum, consisting of supreme flawlessness, immaculate beauty, powerful grace, and sheer hotness and total eye candy; what is on the right hand side of Jesus himself (for even Jesus cannot resist this force).

His Tatumness appeared in 22 Jump Street and I basically died.

by kavikirk June 28, 2014