112 definitions by katie

needle dick

a very thin dick, often something used to pick your teeth with

after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle dick.

by katie February 21, 2004

whoot

Another word for yay

Dude: I peed in the pool
Dude 2: Whoot

by katie March 11, 2005

babe

a movie about a pig who talks

last night when i was babysitting we watched babe.

by katie April 15, 2005

bass

an instrument shaped, held, and fingered much like a guitar, only cooler. bass players happen to be much much sexier than guitar players, despite popular belief. i would bang any bass player in a second, provided he was any good. double points if he's british..

Lisa: that guitarist is a glory hog, but the bass player is talented
Me: and damn sexy.
Lisa: agreed.

by katie February 22, 2005

catharsis

a therapeutical technique used to release tension by bringing repressed feelings and fear to surface

Cutting does NOT count as a form of catharsis, as it further represses the issues at hand.

by katie March 23, 2004

gibbsboro

gibbsboro is the ghetto. its official. its full of incest and everyone in here is related. people have a tendency to rape their relatives. theres a road full of potheads called pothead lane. and usually there's a whore or two. in gibbsboro everybody knows everything about everyone and if something happens, the whole town knows in 5 minutes, tops. and in gibbsboro, chances are ur parents had the same teachers u did because no one ever leaves this hick town. ever. everyone hates it and says they cant wait to leave, but then half of them stay here and make their kids stay here and it just never ends. its so ghetto that we dont have cops on duty after 10:30 and the whole police force (3 guys) is related. nd ummm thats about it. gibbsboro's ghetto. and theres a rapist that lives here. next to the grandmom that smokes pot and hides her daughter whos a whore's boyfriend in her apartment. yeah thats all.

you are an example. cause i said so.

by katie April 1, 2005

too stoned to have sex

When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.

Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.

by katie May 8, 2005