double agent

A bisexual.

I swear he's a double agent...

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

shake the bishop’s hand

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.

Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

butt job

When someone tongues or licks their partner's anus. See bum job, bumjob or rimjob.

She gave me a butt job.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

To jerk off, to masturbate.

I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

kojak

Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.

I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

sand hole

An impression made in sand by the surprise erection of a male sunbather.

The beach was crowded with topless beauties and I left a sand hole.

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

bomb iraq

To take a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, I'm just going to bomb iraq!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004