3 definitions by k795

pokéserved

What happens to you when you try to play Pokémon GO and can't because the servers are down.

Gary: "Hey, Ash! There's a wild Porygon over by Mr. Wilson's house! You should go catch it!"

Ash: "Aww yeah! ... Wait, I can't login to Pokémon Go! The servers must be down! Shit!"

Gary: "AH HA HA HA!!! You just got Pokéserved, bitch!!! Ima go fuck your bitch naw!!!"

by k795 July 27, 2016

pokéfail

The act of causing injury or death to oneself, or to another person/group of people, while playing Pokémon Go. This occurs when the Pokémon Go player is so engrossed in the game, they are completely unaware of their surroundings.

Jerry: "Yo! You hear about the guy who stepped in front of a train while playing Pokémon Go?"

Rod: "Yeah man! Pokéfail all the way! You hear about that chick who crashed her car into the Children's Cancer Hospital? She was driving and playing Pokémon Go at the same time!"

Jerry: "Mega pokéfail, dude! Hey, did you hear about the AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Jerry and Rod died that day falling off a cliff while playing Pokémon Go. Super pokéfail!!!

by k795 July 27, 2016

Urethra Forklin

When a male urinates and the pee stream splits to the left and right, instead of shooting straight. This anomaly generally occurs after the male orgasms.

Girlfriend Susie: "Wow. That sex was great. Why do you look so sad?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "Well, I'm just dreading the Urethra Forklin that comes after."

Girlfriend Susie: "What's a Urethra Forklin?"

Boyfriend Ricky: "You know, I've always thought you were a stupid bitch."

by k795 April 4, 2016