Definitions by k-UNIT

Physics 

Taking something very simple (i.e. a cup sitting on a table), and making it very complicated (i.e. the Archimedes force equation) by attaching numbers to individual concepts and then deriving more numbers from those. All in all, a very arbitrary system.

The universe used to be a pretty simple place up until THEY decided to assign numbers to everything, thus creating physics and making those things much more complicated than they ought to be.

Physics by K-UNIT October 10, 2005

george bush 

The embodyment of everything retarded in the world.
Can be substituted for the words "stupid," "retarded," "idiot," "moron," "racist," "fascist," and "goat-fucker."

That guy who fucks goats is such a George Bush.

george bush by K-UNIT October 10, 2005

EOTM 

Acronym for "employee of the month".

Bob just received the EOTM award for his excellent work on the TPS reports.

EOTM by K-UNIT September 22, 2005

Unit 

Can be used after almost any object, person, letter, or sentence to make it fun and hip.

1) Yo e-UNIT its K-unit get me some starbizzlebucks coffee
2) Squalla back and blow up my cell unit
3) I am away from my computer right now....unit.

Unit by k-UNIT July 27, 2003

squalla back 

A synonym of holla and also a homonym used to shout out at random times in the beginning or end of everything you say.

Leaving a message for a friend: Ayo I just got to this whizzzle whack ass party but they got madd booze so as soon as you get this squalla back. Squalla, synonym for holla. Yea yea. comidosoden.

squalla back by k-UNIT July 27, 2003