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When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
by jumbojim888 October 11, 2023
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Masterbate. Gentler than full arm cardio
Girls prefer hand cardio to arm cardio.
Man. She was so hot I had to rush home for some quick hand cardio
by jumbojim888 April 13, 2016
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