julian keen's definitions

salmon turd

despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning

jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!

by julian keen May 16, 2006

chrome domed cunt

best insult i ever heard for a balding bastard. can be used in conjunction with verbs such as useless streak of belsen piss or mother fucking sack of shit.

who the fuck asked you ya chrome domed cunt?

by julian keen July 4, 2006

gingerstepchild

term of utter contempt for a fellow human

i wanted to beat him like a gingerstepchild!!

by julian keen May 10, 2006