85 definitions by jsd9632
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
by jsd9632 December 28, 2011
A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.
Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."
by jsd9632 January 6, 2012
A car owned by a trashy nigger.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.
by jsd9632 January 30, 2012
A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
by jsd9632 January 11, 2012
To get beaten by surprise.
When you expect to win big, and are smug about the outcome.
Then later find out you got your butt whipped by a large margin.
To find out you are a loser.
When you expect to win big, and are smug about the outcome.
Then later find out you got your butt whipped by a large margin.
To find out you are a loser.
by jsd9632 November 7, 2012
A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
by jsd9632 January 8, 2012