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Happy butt

When things are going well for you.
An extra little bounce in your step.
A really good mood.
Sally: "You're in a good mood today!"
Dave: "I woke up with a good dose of happy butt!"
by jsd9632 January 15, 2012
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Get over it

An Eagles Song from the 1994 album "Hell Freezes Over".
Written & sung by Don Henley in response to the daytime TV trash of the time.
It became a widely used catch phrase throughout the rest of the 90's.
The 911 attacks made the song politically incorrect and it fell off radio station playlists.
"I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass" was a great line from the song get over it.
by jsd9632 February 21, 2012
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ass fucked

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
Billy Bob got drunk and gang ass fucked last night.
by jsd9632 February 1, 2012
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Lambe

Is Spanish for lick or to lick. Generally used as a derogatory description of a boot or ass licker.

A company man.
A student who brown noses the teacher.
A dick licker.
A butt licker.
You want a promotion? Go Lambe the boss for a while, you'll get it.
by jsd9632 October 15, 2011
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little whore

A young slutty girl.
A short prostitute.
A phrase used to hurt the reputation of a girl who won't date you.
Bob: "Did you ask Sally out?"
Joe: "Yeah, but the little whore turned me down."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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pud pounder

A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.
Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
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hoover lips

A person with a set of lips that resemble a vacuum cleaner.
A cocksucker that can attach thier lips to a dick with the force
of shop vac.
A woman who can cause instant ejaculation just by placing her
ample lips around a cock.
I just got the blowjob of a lifetime from hoover lips.
by jsd9632 August 14, 2012
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