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39 definitions by jrh5356

 
15.
1) An acronymn usually found posted over the bar in many neighborhood drinking establishments that translates to mean-
"Your Curiosity Has Just Cost You A Quarter For The Jukebox" and works to keep the music playing on the jukebox.
Another acronymn used to trick people into asking silly questions.
by jrh5356 April 24, 2005
 
16.
1) A national organization of massaginists who use this acronymn to insult society with an inside joke known only to other members. The letters stand for:
Butt Fuck Your Mother
Secret group of male members who think everyone should, can or will BFYM.
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
 
17.
A pair of conjoined twins who both suffer from paralysis of all four of their limbs, leaving them as octaplegic as a medical condition.
Let's go to the freak show, I heard there's an octaplegic on display.
by jrh5356 April 14, 2005
 
18.
1) An experienced and establshed distributor of controlled substances, not to be confused with a pusher, they have a more mature clientel that realize the importance of discretion, and difficulty in replacing a righteous connection.
2) A drug dealer
Never sell to children, or within 1000 feet of any school, and never sell to strangers.
by jrh5356 April 19, 2005
 
19.
1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.
Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.
by jrh5356 April 24, 2005
 
20.
1) Used in strip clubs on stage by the dancers, extending from ceiling to floor and firmly mounted, it is used to spin on by the dancers, rubbing the pugknucker or clitoris in the process and causing erotic stimuli for dancer and audience alike.
I sure wouldn't mind a sniff of that pugknucker pole at the booger bar.
by jrh5356 April 14, 2005
 
21.
1) Life is a vacation from whatever it is that we were doing before we got here, which must've been extremely boring and is therefore unknown to us.
We may not have even had a physical form before life here, and the five senses are a bonus along with emotion and time. You still have to supply any and all of your own needs and will develope many vices while experiencing your vacation, and may return to work at any time you feel like punching out. Just remember that you never know when you'll get another vacation.
If you go to an amusement park, you owe it to yourself to try all of the rides at least once, so you know what you don't like.
by jrh5356 April 20, 2005