jr's definitions

EPdogan

Rocking out with your cock out and/or hangin out with your wang out

I'm hittin the bars EPdogan style.

by JR May 7, 2004

Rockland

Rockland is upstate because
1) It is west of the Hudson
2) It was once part of Orange County
3) It was "red" in the 2004 Presidential Election

Anything other than NYC, LI, and Westchester is upstate.

by JR December 18, 2004

... as balls

used to desribe something to the extreme

it is hot AS BALLS out here

by jr June 11, 2006

mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

by jr December 11, 2004

ven-tee

large, as given by Foamy!

I don't want a ven-tee cup of coffee, I want a large!

by JR January 6, 2005

Tanny Girls

1) an obsession with bronzer

"You need some tanny girls today because you look kinda pale"

by JR May 13, 2005

gay bash

To beat a person with a 3 foot rubber dildo. This is usually due to the inability to find a larger rubber dildo to flog the deserving offender with. While the person being beaten does not necessarily have to be homosexual, this beating is usually reserved for flaming homosexuals who feel the need to share their homosexuality with everyone around them.

1.I wish I could have five minutes alone with that guy to deliver the worst gay bashing of his life.

2.Gay Bash Day will be a national holiday before W. is out of office.

by jr August 18, 2006