jr's definitions

rusty louie

(v) during the act of wordsex/word, rather than wordejaculating/word, the male urinates inside the female's wordvagina/word. This is not recommended, and is only for sick f's who would want to do this like my friend Dennis.

1. Instead of cumming inside of his girlfriend, Dennis chooses to give her a rusty louie.
2. Instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, I can use my girlfriend's vagina for a urinal and give her a rusty louie.
3. "Hey billy, what did you and your girlfriend do last night?" "I gave her a rusty louie man."
4. I was about to cum, but I switched it up to a rusty louie.

by JR September 1, 2003

pooper night

Any night leading to the act of "Anal" sex with a female. Term usually used toward a girl having a good party night.Saying was made as joke but usually taken literally!Term Created by owner of club Levels in Houston..

ex.Damn girl you look good, pooper night for you!

by jr March 23, 2005

sink the sub

when you go into a toilet and see a turd so big it wont flush-so you piss on it as hard as you can to break it up and flush it so the next guy in there wont think you left that huge brown trout in there

i went to jim's and he must not have taken a shit for three days, cause when went into the crapper i wound up playing sink the sub

by jr December 11, 2004

mudball

when you shit in a girls mouth and she spits it back in yours. a snowball with shit

tom shit is mistys mouth, she then spit it back into toms mouth, he said fuck and punched her.

by JR January 16, 2005

dickpuke

derogatory insult implying someone either sucks so much cock they puke a lot or is just a plain old jizz bag

situation:your brother is poking you or throwing things at you---"cut it ouy, dickpuke!"

by jr December 11, 2004

italian mafia

Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.

The Italian mafia is the toughest.

by jr May 13, 2005

cock vomit

sperm-dong juice whatever you want to call it

mindy got a face full of cock vomit

by jr December 11, 2004