jr's definitions

italian mafia

Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.

The Italian mafia is the toughest.

by jr May 13, 2005

mudball

when you shit in a girls mouth and she spits it back in yours. a snowball with shit

tom shit is mistys mouth, she then spit it back into toms mouth, he said fuck and punched her.

by JR January 16, 2005

dickpuke

derogatory insult implying someone either sucks so much cock they puke a lot or is just a plain old jizz bag

situation:your brother is poking you or throwing things at you---"cut it ouy, dickpuke!"

by jr December 11, 2004

JR the man

coolest person in the world haha

I wish I could be just like JR someday

by JR February 26, 2005

BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

by JR December 2, 2004

ming village

Related to {ming} meaning a derogatory term used to describe an object/person/event which is deemed repulsive.

'Ewww custard on toast, thats ming village'

Did ya see that guy she snogged? He wer ming village'

by JR March 29, 2004

cancer

An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.

Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.

by jr April 9, 2004