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"Unidentified Aerial Phenomena". Sometimes instead "Unexplained Aerial Phenomena".

A visual stimulus that provokes a sighting report of an object or light seen in the sky, the appearance and/or flight dynamics of which do not suggest a logical, conventional flying object, and which remains unidentified after close

scrutiny of all available evidence.

Basically a newer term for UFO, but meant to imply a higher degree of validity.
"There’s a new name. It’s unexplained aerial phenomenon, UAP. That’s the latest nomenclature.” —Hillary Rodham Clinton
by jouissancepastance September 27, 2017
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General name for individuals or groups who push the neoliberal LGBTQIA+ agenda aggressively and without room for questioning, critical thinking, or compromise. Dissenters are subject to ad-hominem attacks and online doxxing.
The rainbow mafia is always forcing people to accept anything trans… and if you do or say anything to dispute it, you're a villain.
by jouissancepastance July 8, 2017
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noun: A person or thing that adheres to the utmost importance of gender.

This includes gender essentialism (the belief in innate mental and social differences between men and women) as well as various transgender theories (belief in gender as an innate identity that differs from sex).
Genderist theory is the scourge of our times.
by jouissancepastance July 24, 2018
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Also written "CE5". Short for "Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind".

Coined by famous ufologist Dr Steven Greer, adding to the well-known "Close Encounters" scale developed by 20th-century astronomer and ufologist J Allen Hynek.

Whereas the first four "kinds" of contact are initiated by extraterrestrials (ETs), CE-5 is human-initiated contact, whether by strictly technological means, or among the New Age by extra-sensory (ESP) efforts such as meditation-induced telepathy or astral projection.
I began the CE-5 protocols, entering an expanded state of consciousness and vectoring extraterrestrial vehicles to my locality.
by jouissancepastance March 22, 2018
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GAMP (gynandromorphophilia) is a scientific term denoting attraction to GAMs (gynandromorphs). That is to say, GAMPs are men or women who feel sexually aroused by feminized men (who are themselves most often trans-identified males who've undergone some form of medical gender transition).
GAMPs presents a challenge to conventional understandings of sexual orientation.
by jouissancepastance July 7, 2018
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New Age term for human beings who believe themselves to be direct genetic descendants or hybrids of extraterrestrial or interdimensional beings. Starseeds usually have repeated psychic or physical contact with ETs. Often such persons feel a strong sense of intuition and/or have experience with extra-sensory perceptions (ESP). Some, however, struggle with mental illness in grappling their unique dispositions.
My cousin seems like a fruitcake, but she's a starseed, she talks to aliens.
by jouissancepastance September 27, 2017
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