515 definitions by josh
the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.
by josh March 26, 2004
Baaaaaaaaa!!!! Your all sheeple!!!!
by josh July 20, 2004
We at Funshawe College (Fanshawe)in London, ON have revamped the classic shocker. Instead of taking in the third finger and only placing the pinky in the stink, we take in the middle finger and drop two in the stink.
As I was ruining this chick I met at the bar, I decided the classic shocker wasn't enough degradation. We switched up the option and made her cry real hard. SWEET!
by josh December 13, 2004
Basically it means "your mom" when the word Jomamma is said alone the reader must use his immagination as to what it means. it could mean your mom is fat or your mom is ugly.
by josh November 12, 2004