21 definitions by joseph blough
Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.
by joseph blough April 12, 2022
by joseph blough December 25, 2019
1) a bariatric surgery performed for rapid weight loss on severely obese people.
2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
Steve had gastric bypass surgery last year. He’s lost 200 pounds and looks great, except for the fact that he now has to stick his head in the toilet to poop.
by joseph blough July 6, 2023
Mick’s girlfriend was horrified to see a big gasblob appearing from his ass after a massive expulsion of gas. She said “it looks like your ass was chewing brown bubblegum again”.
by joseph blough August 14, 2023
When you take a massive shit so big it encompasses the entire toilet bowl, appearing like a mountain in the toilet.
Dave ate 40 Buffalo wings last night and ended up creating a Mount Feceuvious in the toilet the very next day.
by joseph blough October 12, 2022
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”
by joseph blough March 25, 2022
My stomach was gurgling and I felt so bloated. So I asked myself “what can brown do for you?” and proceeded to the nearest toilet to take a huge shit.
by joseph blough March 31, 2022