4 definitions by jordf
Unconcious and Non-Consentual Chawking that usually occurs in men with big dicks and can sometimes cause uncontrollable bleeding. Another phrase for this term is an "undercover male period" or "sharpening the pencil at midnight"...
me: I think I was sleepchawking last night.
person: why?
me: becuase my bedsheets were red and I have a massive penis.
person: why?
me: becuase my bedsheets were red and I have a massive penis.
by jordf June 11, 2022
When you itch your balls so much that they start to bleed. Another phrase for this term is sharpening the pencil.
Person 1: I was beating my meat the other day and I when I finished I started chawking.
Person 2: Sir, I asked you what you would like to order.
Person 2: Sir, I asked you what you would like to order.
by jordf May 21, 2022
aaron morris is a sexy beast
person one: have you seen the new ryan reynolds film
person two: ye man that guy is fit
person one: not as sexy as aaron morris though
person two: ye man that guy is fit
person one: not as sexy as aaron morris though
by jordf March 10, 2023
by jordf June 3, 2022