Definitions by jonboy

Jexton

Jexton is a very loyal kid, he loves anyone who comes into his life, he will care for his girlfriend and love her so very much, jexton is super athletic

Wow your super good, are you a jexton?

Jexton by Jonboy February 27, 2019

Oaker 

when ones high school, specifically Coventry, can't think of a real mascot, the word Oaker is used. No body that goes to Coventry High School really knows what an Oaker is, but pretend to know. Everyone from outside of Coventry asks "what's an oaker?" but CHS students never give a real answer..So what is an oaker? No one will know

CHS student-"hey i go to coventry"
EGHS student- "dude, wtf is an oaker? i heard its like dank rhino meat?"

Oaker by jonboy October 1, 2005

Don't nofo my mofo 

A warning issued between butt monkeys that they are worshipping the same butt monkey King or Queen. Roughly translates to "get away from my Butt monkey King/Queen"

After Tim had be told to get away from Robin's butt monkey king he was so sad he tried to cheer himself up with a sac wax. Which resulted in a squeaky smooth scrotus, Tim was high as a kite.

Don't nofo my mofo by JONBOY June 11, 2003

Nump King 

One who's life revolves around Counter-Stike. He will play the game endlessly, talk using the nerdish CS terms and go to an internet cafe or online game place 24/7 to hone his completely useless skills.

Rob: "Ten bucks sez that freak is a Nump King"

Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"

Nump King by JONBOY June 11, 2003

ggpo 

Good Game Peace Out

GGPO faggot.

ggpo by Jonboy April 30, 2003