9 definitions by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense

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placing your thumb into ones crevice.
"i believe we should fornicate by getting thumbed, what do you say husband?"

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jabbing ones penis into anothers silicone breast until your penis unloads.
"ear jeffold, i enjoyed our session of siliconing last nite underneath the christmas tree, it was a joyous occassion, lets do it again tomorow you slapper"

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a sweaty lesbian eating out another lesbian on a sunbed.
"hey Lillanne, lets go do a throbbing muncher on our lil sister!!"

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crabs running around your pants
"shit!!there crabs all over my dads brown tinged gashtic fiend thong!"

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forcing a Holy bible into ones gash.
"vicar, lets do that again!"
"what do you mean?"
"like what jesus did to the jews!"
"oh, THAT thing"
"lets go bishoping up your wrinkly grandma!"

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an amazing spazzmodicc masterbation band from blakburn and burnley in the uk.
"lets go shag a fruit pastel in the garden of eden whilst listening to tides of sephra!"

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when a female transexual tries to orgasm after surgery, then gets her male partner to drag his penis across her chest, spelling out her name with his sperm and then setting it alight.
"hey jobob, you up for a sweat drenched clit drabber sesh?"

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