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Definitions by jonathon

sand coon 

Racist term for an Arab looking individual.
He blasted that mother fuckin' Sand Coon to meet his 72 Virgins!
sand coon by jonathon September 25, 2005

Washougal 

Washougal, Washington

Home of the most rednecks per capita than in the entire state of Washington!

Also noted, Washougal High School consists of more Tweakers, Sluts, Whores, and Stoners than any other in Washington!

Two wonderful records!

Rumor has it Washougal got its name from the Native Americans.

A white guy had an Indian wife, that never bathed. Finally the Indian cheif got fed up, and went to the white man and said "Washa you gal", hence Washougal!

Proper pronunciation is Wash-oo-gul.

Also known by the locals as "The Shoug"
Dude, you live in Washougal? Pass the speed man!
Washougal by jonathon September 18, 2005

The Shoug 

Hey man, the Shoug is the place for the tweak!
The Shoug by jonathon September 18, 2005

boneless brown trout 

Terd, crap, shit, dump, log, poop
There are plenty of Boneless Brown Trout in that river!
boneless brown trout by jonathon September 14, 2005

ekdumvella

an arse scratching nitwit whos got nuthing else to do the whole day.
geeeeeeeez peter is ekdumvella you can hear the wid whistling thru his ears.
ekdumvella by jonathon April 14, 2005

Republitarian

A reformed Republican who saw the light and realizes that the Constitution means exactly what it says.

A Republitarian also knows however, that the Libertarian party as a whole isn't strong enough. He tends to vote Republican, since he knows that a Libertarian has no chance of getting into office. He also works to reform the Republican Party, and will question the Party on what he believes is wrong.

Some of the key issues a Republitarian doesn't stand with the Republican Party are:

Abortion
Drugs
Social Security/Welfare
Taxes(ocasionally)
Republitarians stand for freedom, pure and simple.
Republitarian by jonathon March 15, 2005

Hagenized 

N. To be hotter than hot.
V. To be made look hotter than hot.
"Wow! Did you see her?!" "Yeah she's Hagenized!!"
Hagenized by Jonathon October 7, 2004