3 definitions by jomo

madonna-whore complex

Men classify all women into one of only two categories: either evil sexual temptress, or good and pure saint; a woman has to be one or the other.

Mortimer believed that only bad girls enjoyed sex, so he felt free to despise them.

by jomo October 30, 2003

povresita

spanish way of saying "poor baby" or when a girl is being cranky

man 1: my boyfriend just dumped me
man 2: povresita
or
kristin is being povresita

by jomo March 12, 2005

Sneak away sex

To sneak away during a party or get together and bang your big titty wife while everyone wonders where you are.

Yo man, I had the best sneak away sex with my wife. She has a sick ass and I love that beaver. It sucks I have to beg for it.

I just installed a new shower two years ago. I wish my wife would have sneak away sex with me in it.

by jomo June 19, 2021