1 definition by johnnyshitbates

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A shit-bade is where a male takes his lap top computer to the toilet, takes a shit, and then proceeds to masturbate while sitting on the toilet full of crap. sometimes a courtesy flush is necessary.
Every day at 4 pm, Johnny always SHIT-BATES.
by johnnyshitbates August 10, 2010

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