Definitions by johnny5ive
bang your gate
To punch someone in the jaw. Referring to the mouth as the person's gate.
Usually used as a warning or a threat
Usually used as a warning or a threat
bang your gate by Johnny5ive February 10, 2023
sleeve driving
What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"
Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
sleeve driving by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012
omnomnomagon
Pentagon has five sides
Hexagon has six sides
Octagon has eight sides
Omnomnomagon... is the shape of Cookie Monster
Hexagon has six sides
Octagon has eight sides
Omnomnomagon... is the shape of Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster is no longer just an amorphous blob. His shape will hence forth be known as an omnomnomagon.
omnomnomagon by Johnny5ive September 14, 2011
dump it in
Example 1
John: Hey Andrew what do you think of the new girl?
Andrew: She's not the greatest , but I figure after a six pack I'd dump it in.
Example 2
She wasn't the greatest looking, but I figured I had 20 minutes to kill so I might as well dump it in.
John: Hey Andrew what do you think of the new girl?
Andrew: She's not the greatest , but I figure after a six pack I'd dump it in.
Example 2
She wasn't the greatest looking, but I figured I had 20 minutes to kill so I might as well dump it in.
dump it in by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011
puddles
Large, strange shaped nipples. Puddles are generally found on boobs sized C and up. As the titty (and the girl ) increases in size... so does the chance for puddles. Puddles are similar to pancake nipples but not exactly the same. Puddles tend to be a brownish color almost like chocolate milk, and are much stranger shapes!
"I really thought her tits were going to be nice, but the nips we're an odd color and the shape of fucking illinois!... definite puddles"
puddles by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011
gooters
When an old woman's hooters meet her gut. A spinoff of gunt. Sometimes gooters are tucked into the woman's pants at a feeble attempt to conceal them, this only makes matters worse.
Old Drunk Woman: Hey there young man, do you have a cigarette I can have?
Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos
Me: No I sure don't. But can you take a couple steps back, your gooters are dangling dangerously close to my nachos
gooters by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011
Chewed like food
To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.
Chewed like food by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011