johnboy's definitions

crouton

a man hat smiles all the time even when eating!!!

crouton ur civic is slow!

by johnboy May 10, 2003

Andrew

A dickhead who cant control himself yet can be very entertaining at times

“Why are you acting like such a dickhead? I’ll start calling you andrew!”

by Johnboy July 18, 2021

latina

Latina is someone who is Italian, Spanish, Portugese or Argentinian. In other words not hispanic, but European-white... most people confuse the two.

Latina's are very pretty.

by johnboy April 5, 2005

dargart

a corruption of dark heart.

That Mark Willson is an absolute dargart.

by johnboy March 2, 2005

ankle spanker

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

oomlaaters

Copiusly huge breasts.

Chumbawumbas ,Airbags , Baloobas , Bazoomas,Bazungas ,Bananaramas ,Tits.

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

ate up

all fucked up

damn your room is ate up

by johnboy July 9, 2002