40 definitions by john wesley
Economic theory that states lost wealth and missed financial opportunities will magically reappear at the end of ones career. Taken from Reaganomics where wealth trickles down from the top, zeke-onomics drizzles toward the rear.
1: "Sorry you didn't get that step raise ole chap, you'll make it up in the end."
2: "Thats some bullshit zeke-onomics"
2: "Thats some bullshit zeke-onomics"
by john wesley February 11, 2008
Farting in a vacant area and then walking deliberately past someone else or among a group of people dragging it along behind you.
by john wesley March 2, 2008
Central Alabama marijuana so strong, one toke can take down an entire boat crew. Characterized by foul odor, foul taste, hydroponically grown with magic frog urine and laced with cat tranquilizers. Typically found in the "Skeeter Leg".
When everyone came up missing, I went to the back of the boat and found them all passed out from smoking Terry Weed.
by john wesley February 9, 2008
by john wesley February 9, 2008
pronounced "my-mac" Musically Induced Menstrual Cycle. Whether male or female, this is a sudden, uncontrollable menstrual cycle from listening to the Vaginal Moanings or Seminal Trapping genre of music.
by john wesley February 7, 2008
A University of Alabama football fan (Roll Tide) known for their unique blend of retardedness and extreme obnoxiousness when it comes to pinning their adult hopes and dreams on teenage boys.
1. Hey man... did you see that awesome Alabama game?
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.
by john wesley September 10, 2008
Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.
King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"
Observer: "what a king joe"
by john wesley February 12, 2008