23 definitions by john really brown

an algorithm is a procedure (a finite set of well-defined instructions) for accomplishing some task which, given an initial state, will terminate in a defined end-state. A Jism Algorithim is when The computational complexity and efficient implementation of the algorithm are so strong and firm that sperm leaks out.
translated into Latin in the 12th century, as Jisimi Algoritmi de numero Indorum, which title was likely intended to mean "Algoritmi about the numbers of the Indians which i made white and cream-like", where "Algoritmi" was the translator's rendition of the author's name and "jisimi" meant cum, white cum; but people misunderstanding the title treated Jisimi Algoritmi as a Latin plural and this led to the word "Jism algorithm"
i gave my stockbrokers wife a jism algorithm after i t-bagged her and before i t-billed her.
by john really brown November 16, 2006
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when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town
i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile
by john really brown November 5, 2006
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Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
oh man, your putt like your shitricidal

haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide

=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide
by john really brown April 17, 2006
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a person who speaks to his shit in a soft tone. He only whisper to the "bad" or "deliquent" logs that:

a; splash up water
b; one chunk come back post-flush
c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper
d; make you wipe for 5 hours
e; make you have lil pebble shits

we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.
if you want to correct your incorrect shits. if you want to fix your brown problem. if you like to shit, then be a log whisperer
by john really brown October 28, 2006
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when you have sex with a girl, and you get a boom box. in return for an given orgasm, you will be rewarded with a boom box as a thank you gift. popular in the new england region and among asians
sandra- how do i have sex if im ugly
tommy- e z , just get a boom box as a gift
sandy- yea its boom box sex, all the ugly girls do it
steve- yea i once banged a girl for a my first sony, yo
by john really brown July 7, 2006
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basically placing your shit in various catergories. can include wet, dry, log-hard, firm yet pellet like and torpedo. its a game when you see how many you can get in one "shitting". you look down, then up, then smile, then write down your winnings. can include "Logirithms"/
yo play the game
what game
scatagories
put yo shit in names and play
by john really brown October 25, 2006
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