john really brown's definitions

marvin garden

eating a girls vagina while it has hair. preferabbly a blonde girl since marving gardens in monopoly is colored brown. also can be associated with a $12 eating of the box since its rent is that price.

your box has hair janet
janet- yea rich likes to marvin garden

by john really brown July 8, 2006

sandpaper

when you use sand paper for a lube. many have tried this aspect to no avail, but it shall be tried again this millenia. it leaves both parties sensitive and just. tired and tight,and blue. you can actually sandpaper your dong to create a grit like sensation before you become erect and ejaculatory.

jane- lets spice up our sex life
dan- yea its more like sex pergutory
jane- haha, u r funny, but i saw someone use a new type of lube
dan- oh yea?
jane- yea
dan- well lets do it, lets use sandpaper for some grit.
jane- i will like it
dan- yes you will
jane- thanks, i hope i dont get a dry
san- oh no no, you will just get an orgasm

by john really brown June 14, 2006

shoot the pube

a game, usually played by men while at urinals, when one aims the piss stream, aka golden rainbow, at rogue pieces of pubic hair which rest on the lip of the urinal. these special pubes do not necessarilly belong to you, but remember, they must be sent home to the urinal cake.

in the game of shoot the pube, you get extra points if the pube drifts towards the pisser.

by john really brown November 11, 2006

commercial -ing

commercial-ing is when you drink a bottled beverage like they do on commericals for that drink.

comes after the fast drinking on commercial tv when someone is really tired and just swings back they neck and drinks it all.

yo i was so hungry that i was commercial -ing that gatorade.

jim just took that powerade and commercialed it, yo.

look at stacy, she is just commercialing that V8.

by john really brown November 4, 2007

log whisperer

a person who speaks to his shit in a soft tone. He only whisper to the "bad" or "deliquent" logs that:

a; splash up water
b; one chunk come back post-flush
c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper
d; make you wipe for 5 hours
e; make you have lil pebble shits

we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.

if you want to correct your incorrect shits. if you want to fix your brown problem. if you like to shit, then be a log whisperer

by john really brown October 28, 2006

logarithm

mathmatical process by which a shit/corn ratio is aquired. it is devised from taking the amount of corn in your shit and dividing it by the total mass of your log, including water content and multiplying by 100. is expressed in units called nibblets. my corn ratio is 22 niblets some days.

shannon- hey i am eating corn
tim- maybe you will shit some out
dan- ill get my calculator so we can logarithm afterwards.

by john really brown July 9, 2006

poopstabate

this word was found in a Nietzsche text lost deep down in John Denver's raised ranch in jersey. It was found to mean a act of jacking off your shit. no, i dont mean sticking it up your holes again and again, i mean actual jacking off your logs.

comes from greek word,
poopstapolus batum, meaning the city where napolean first jacked off his logs. the next day he beat the french in a war., and so the act of poopstabation continued.

i love to poopstabate after i orgasm humanly.

by John really brown December 22, 2004