22 definitions by john heinz kerry

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.
Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).
by john heinz kerry April 19, 2005
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A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.

Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.
The chow mein contain mushroom, onion, bean sprout, bamboo shoot, carrot, and noodle.
by john heinz kerry March 7, 2005
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Gold or platinum diamond encrusted junk moon crickets put on their teefus. A guarantee that a person has more money than brains.
Nelly putted some grillz on his teefus, then proceeded to ruin them with a bucket of extra crispy.
by john heinz kerry February 24, 2006
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Similar to a light year, this is the distance a black person, traveling at the typical lazy-black-person-I-have-nowhere-to-be speed, covers over the course of a year. Equal to approximately three feet.
Maybe you could be at work on time if you'd travel a little quicker than a Black Year.
by john heinz kerry November 9, 2005
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They finally gave Spookie-tookie the anti-crime vaccine last week. Yeeeaaahhh boooyyeeee!
by john heinz kerry December 19, 2005
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This is actually an acronym for the phrase "dick with eyebrows," you dummmies. You are calling someone a walking penis.
You are all dweebs because you did not know the origins of the word you thought you were defining.
See urbtards.
by john heinz kerry November 10, 2004
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A vehicle that takes an ebonics-speaking person to the hospital.

Pronounced "am-b-you-lance" by the English-speaking (read - "educated") world.
Tameka! We gots to get to the hospital! The amalance just camed and brang Jamaal and Dujuan ova dere.
by john heinz kerry January 19, 2006
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