john gaskell's definitions

Gutted

A Slang Word meaning Disapointed.

" I was with a girl all night Gettin Into her and I had a full-on rock cock the for the whole night, right at the end when I was fingering her, just about to pull her kecks all the way down, her fuckin door goes and its her fuckin mum, YOU CUNT!! I was Gutted

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Lamp The Stinker

A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'

" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Gaffet

A slang meaning Gimp,Beut,Nerd,Dork etc

" I went to University and had to leave because it was jam packed wall to wall with Gaffets, not Nice & Laughin

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

Dog Nasty

When someone breaks wind and it smells very potent, similar to that of a wet dog but much worse.

" aarrrr fuckin smell that ye cunt, its a Dog Nasty "

by John Gaskell March 25, 2004

nicked

To rob or steal something or to be arrested by the metropolitan police force

" I got nicked last night for robbin 6 offy's in a mad offy grab frenzy "

by John Gaskell December 28, 2005

charlesworth

A student's terminology for Cocaine.
The word is commonly used by the person(s) who have never tried the drug but use this slang to fit in with people associated within the cocaine drug culture.

"hhmmmmm yes of course I was out on the weekend man!!! never slept a wink, I was on the old Charlesworth"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

Dirts

Undisirable females, but, when drunk they seem to suffice in the bedroom department

" Is right Boy! them dirts are comin' down on saturday, fuckin Cowpin' all round Brother! "

by John Gaskell May 28, 2004