john gaskell's definitions

Star-Fish-Man

A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire

" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Sponge Bob Square Arse

A term used loosely towards girls who's arses look like they've had a stroke, flat at the top and hanging down at the bottom

" Hey Girl!! whats with the Spongebob Square Arse?? "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Old Man Ronk

A baldy fellow around late 50's who sits in the hut window by the gates of VSEL shipyard in Birkenhead pretending to be a security guard while hooded up, pissed up & extremely late workers run past the window and laugh heartily around the corner while he attempts to give chase.

EMPLOYEE A: " fancy another Stella?"
EMPLOYEE B: "Its 1:15pm,we're already late!"
EMPLOYEE A: "so,go through the Vickers gates"
EMPLOYEE B: "what about the security guard?"
EMPLOYEE A: "What!!!Old Man Ronk?? your havin a Giraffe aren't ye? just jog past the cunt"

by John Gaskell March 20, 2004

Friggin

A word meaning to masturbate if you are a female of the species

" I love to watch her Friggin "

by John Gaskell June 5, 2004

Sly Goose

An Act were two friends engage in sexual intercourse behind the back of others.

" Jimmy got gripped in the back of his motor with Steve's Bird getting blew off, apparently he'd been giving her the Sly Goose for a while "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Plazzy

Slang meaning Plastic

" I robbed some cunts wallet down a Jigger last night with a Plazzy shooter that I took from a Bairn "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004