john gaskell's definitions

Cocky's Hut

An Overlarge Belly usually due to heavy drinking, short Slang for 'Cocky Watchmans Hut', Gut.Also: Ned Kelly

GIRL: " I'm not bein funny but that Cockys Hut is gettin fuckin massive, I've been gettin onto it when I suckin ye cock"
LAD: " Does it get in the way? do you want me to get the crash helmet out the shed or what? "

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

TittleCocks

A Game usually played by Rigger's were during intercourse with a women, the man reaches round and inserts his index finger up her arsehole thus being able to feel his dick on the other side.

RIGGER: " Are you still seeing that bird, the dirty one? "
LAD A: " she's not dirty and yeh I'm seeing her. Its been about 2 months now "
RIGGER: " are you on Farting Terms yet?
LAD A: " she doesn't fart, she's a clean girl "
RIGGER: " so you haven't played TittleCocks then? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Sly Goose

An Act were two friends engage in sexual intercourse behind the back of others.

" Jimmy got gripped in the back of his motor with Steve's Bird getting blew off, apparently he'd been giving her the Sly Goose for a while "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Friggin

A word meaning to masturbate if you are a female of the species

" I love to watch her Friggin "

by John Gaskell June 5, 2004

Plazzy

Slang meaning Plastic

" I robbed some cunts wallet down a Jigger last night with a Plazzy shooter that I took from a Bairn "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

Dirts

Undisirable females, but, when drunk they seem to suffice in the bedroom department

" Is right Boy! them dirts are comin' down on saturday, fuckin Cowpin' all round Brother! "

by John Gaskell May 28, 2004

swedge

To Fight with another person(S). To Swedge.

" I went doon tae the fitba at Easter Road and ended up in a massive Swedge after the Game "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004