john gaskell's definitions

Friggin

A word meaning to masturbate if you are a female of the species

" I love to watch her Friggin "

by John Gaskell June 5, 2004

Sly Goose

An Act were two friends engage in sexual intercourse behind the back of others.

" Jimmy got gripped in the back of his motor with Steve's Bird getting blew off, apparently he'd been giving her the Sly Goose for a while "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

nicked

To rob or steal something or to be arrested by the metropolitan police force

" I got nicked last night for robbin 6 offy's in a mad offy grab frenzy "

by John Gaskell December 28, 2005

Birko

A person from Birkenhead often people get confused who live elsewhere in the country by the accent and think they're Scousers but the attire of a Birko suggests otherwise i.e the male usually sports an 80's mustache with a bright red Adidas track suit and blue felt Reebok Classic (the ones your mam used to wear for Aerobics class) and a skinhead with a fringe down to their eyes. The female usually sports skin tight pink Plazzy skirt with a dirty white top with 'squeeze me tits ye dorty bastad' felt letters on it

" Them fuckin Birko's stink of fish and smack, they're all tanked on Super

by John Gaskell March 23, 2004

Dog Nasty

When someone breaks wind and it smells very potent, similar to that of a wet dog but much worse.

" aarrrr fuckin smell that ye cunt, its a Dog Nasty "

by John Gaskell March 25, 2004

Sponge Bob Square Arse

A term used loosely towards girls who's arses look like they've had a stroke, flat at the top and hanging down at the bottom

" Hey Girl!! whats with the Spongebob Square Arse?? "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

Skidaddle

A gay word old men use meaning get to fuck.

" Eh Kid!! get out of my garden, go on Skidaddle "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004