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A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.
" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "
by John Gaskell April 8, 2004
Get the Poncified mug.A slang term for face derived from the hit TV show Cangey & Lacey in the 80's. Also kipper,Delroy,Ricky and Boat
by John Gaskell May 15, 2005
Get the Cagney mug." Me fuckin bird fucked off with me mate & I'm gutted because I can't go for a bevvy with the cunt now,so I scored a quarter of Yeyo and decided to ring a ho to see if she'd be into getting fucked up with me and eventually ride her. She fucks me off too. so I'm driving at break-neck speed with bits of white still stuck around my nose area when I get pulled over by traffic coppers in an 850 Volvo. They rumble me for not having a license and being wired to fuck. They make me wear Plazzy overalls in the jail cell and I'm due in court on monday and its only friday night and I'm here to stay, fuck me this is Horrendii "
by John Gaskell March 8, 2004
Get the Horrendii mug.A Game usually played by Rigger's were during intercourse with a women, the man reaches round and inserts his index finger up her arsehole thus being able to feel his dick on the other side.
RIGGER: " Are you still seeing that bird, the dirty one? "
LAD A: " she's not dirty and yeh I'm seeing her. Its been about 2 months now "
RIGGER: " are you on Farting Terms yet?
LAD A: " she doesn't fart, she's a clean girl "
RIGGER: " so you haven't played TittleCocks then? "
LAD A: " she's not dirty and yeh I'm seeing her. Its been about 2 months now "
RIGGER: " are you on Farting Terms yet?
LAD A: " she doesn't fart, she's a clean girl "
RIGGER: " so you haven't played TittleCocks then? "
by John Gaskell April 8, 2004
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by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
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Get the nicked mug.A Giro Cheque issued on a fortnightly basis to the unemployed in Britain.
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch
by John Gaskell February 11, 2004
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