john doe's definitions

Cavernous Asshole

1). An overly dilated anus.

2). ProteinLily.

Holy crap! ProtienLily has a cavernous asshole!

by John Doe September 8, 2004

fresbian

A girl who only engages in lesbian acts with her friends.

I hate that girl she is such a fresbian she wont even play with my happy button!

by john doe May 13, 2005

alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross

dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!

by john doe March 17, 2004

giglio

homecoming king of saddle brook in '03

Frankie Giglio is cute.

by john doe April 26, 2004

no neck

a person that is so fat fat that it looks like they have no neck. That the neck is connected to their shoulders.

hay no neck

by john doe November 15, 2003

BibleThumper

An internet legend.

sys0p is a BibleThumper.

by John Doe November 10, 2003

Benedictine

We are the shit. We party harder and longer than any other school. We are an all boys school, but we pull more pussy than any other school. St. Chris sucks. we will always be better than them along with any other all guy school. We can beat anyones ass that tries to step to us. We are not in the VIP because we arent fucking queers. Anybody that has gone to benedictine is a cadet for life and will bleed green til the day they die....We are the best thing that could happen to the city of richmond

st. chris kid #1: those BHS kids are pretty cool
st. chris kid #2: yea i no i wish we could be as cool as them
st. chris kid #1: yea but we cant because we are extremely gay
st. chris kid #2: how are we even having this convo with all this nut on our face

by john doe April 19, 2005