john doe's definitions

3PAW

P.UNK A.SS W.IGGA
P.IMPIN A.LL W.OMEN
P.URILE A.NALLY OBSESSED W.HITETRASH

Talented, good looking, but seriously offensive English Hip-Hop Artist, famous for the fact that no record label will sign him for fear of being sued for liable.

3PAW? Awww, your mother wouldn't like that!

by John Doe December 2, 2003

woot

A word originating from the old D&D games, was used to express excitement when finding treasure, the player would say "Wow loot!" thus over time turning into "w00t" in the videogame world, as a form of satisfaction or victory..

"Wow loot!" -- Originating from D&D days..

by John Doe September 13, 2004

Spanish

coolest language ever!!

yo man si you don't hablas spanish estás out!!

by John Doe December 7, 2003

cokehead

If coca-cola and "Head and Shoulders" would ever merge, this is what the company would be called.

"Coca-Cola" and "Head and Shoulders" announced today they are joining forces. The new company will be called "Cokehead#"

by John Doe May 8, 2003

Cavernous Asshole

1). An overly dilated anus.

2). ProteinLily.

Holy crap! ProtienLily has a cavernous asshole!

by John Doe September 8, 2004

Icepick

The act of kicking a girl in the vagina after fucking her so as to cause extreme discomfort and swelling, therefore giving her the inability to ever get pleasure from sex again.

Dude, I totally gave Cheryl the icepick last night.

by John Doe December 29, 2004

alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross

dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!

by john doe March 17, 2004