john doe's definitions

Thrill Kill

Thrill Kill was a PSX game so gory, bloody and violent that it was banned a few days after it came out.

He illegally had Thrill Kill because it was banned from North America

by John Doe January 3, 2005

Daggla

An übermensch from Greek origin.

There's only one Daggla

by John Doe March 8, 2005

skipper

anything that is completly not cool and that nobody likes; or something completly idiotic.

wow that flesh eating fungus is almost as bad a skipper; man i pulled a skipper when i put a hampster in my ass.

by John Doe August 13, 2004

spz

moron; stupid beyond belief; idiot

Look at that spz, he thinks hanky panky means a dress.

by John Doe March 3, 2005

dried apricot

piece of flesh hanging from vaginal regions of female who's pussy has copped a battering over the years

"check the dried apricot hanging from that strippers beaver

by John Doe April 21, 2003

Shemily Gumby

A somewhat unintelligent chinese cross breed, known to live in mountains and survive off bread crumbs tossed by tourists. Originally thought to have started as the result of a sperm cell implantation in the majestic evil labs of Dr. Zerteg! Here lies the clans only true means of reproduction. That of artifically implanting sperm cells in unattentive female bypassers. Annually as part of a ritual, tribal members run into to town and steal notebook computers, often latter attempting to hack into labrotories of the United States government. In their spare time clan members enjoy playing rpgs such was worms armeggedon and runscape. This brings them great excitement and they sometimes even accidently orgasm over their computer keyboards.

"Your so dumb, you look like a Shemily Gumby!"

by John Doe June 14, 2003

University High School

A small independent high school in San Francisco. The school is very challenging, and it is better than Urban.

Guy 1: What's that cool school in San Francisco?
Guy 2: It's University!

by John Doe January 9, 2005