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by John Detlor May 22, 2007
Get the Down like Syndrome mug.When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.
Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.
by John Detlor March 16, 2009
Get the Ghetto Turtle mug.someone whose front 2 teeth are crooked and point towards one and other, it looks as if the teeth continue to grow they would cross and make an X on the persons chin
by John Detlor May 22, 2007
Get the x face mug.To be Mcnabbed is to be plagued with injury and unable to finish an entire season. Other symptoms of being McNabbed include choking in the super bowl, trying to blame shitty performance on racist sports writers, and having a stupid afro.
" I can't believe he blew out his knee on the first snap of the season,... he totally got Mcnabbed "
by John Detlor November 1, 2008
Get the Mcnabbed mug.When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
by John Detlor March 20, 2009
Get the The Tortoise mug.by John Detlor May 22, 2007
Get the Newtingdis mug.1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.
2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.
2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.
by John Detlor October 24, 2008
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