1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.
2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.
2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.
by John Detlor October 24, 2008

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

A bitchy ass girl who is mean to everyone. The term comes from the fact that this girl is so cold hearted that there is likely frost on her pum pum
by John Detlor May 22, 2007

When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair
by John Detlor May 22, 2007

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
by John Detlor March 20, 2009

To be Mcnabbed is to be plagued with injury and unable to finish an entire season. Other symptoms of being McNabbed include choking in the super bowl, trying to blame shitty performance on racist sports writers, and having a stupid afro.
" I can't believe he blew out his knee on the first snap of the season,... he totally got Mcnabbed "
by John Detlor November 01, 2008
