john Detlor's definitions
by John Detlor May 22, 2007
Get the Newtingdismug. The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a bunch of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.
This girl gives the worst head, the only way I could make it worth my while was to make her give me the menthol.
by john Detlor March 20, 2009
Get the The Mentholmug. Someone says to you hey man pass that blunt you are taking forever with it. You simply look at them and say Hurm. The length of the Hurm depends upon the situation a more strange question makes for a longer Hurm. If someone says hey man you better give me some money right now. You reply with a HURRRRRMMMMMM.
by John Detlor May 22, 2007
Get the Hurmmug. When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.
Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.
by John Detlor March 16, 2009
Get the Ghetto Turtlemug. When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
by John Detlor March 20, 2009
Get the The Tortoisemug. someone whose front 2 teeth are crooked and point towards one and other, it looks as if the teeth continue to grow they would cross and make an X on the persons chin
by John Detlor May 22, 2007
Get the x facemug. Dinkout is a term used strictly in the world of golf. A dinkout occurs when a male golfer hits an awful Tee Shot that makes the entire foursome look silly to those watching. Said golfer must than play the rest of that hole with his "dink" sticking out the fly of his pants.
by John Detlor May 22, 2007
Get the Dinkoutmug.