Definitions by john Detlor
The Menthol
The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a bunch of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.
This girl gives the worst head, the only way I could make it worth my while was to make her give me the menthol.
The Menthol by john Detlor March 20, 2009
The Tortoise
When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
The Tortoise by John Detlor March 20, 2009
Ghetto Turtle
When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.
Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.
Ghetto Turtle by John Detlor March 16, 2009
Summertime Sac
When your scrotum stretches out due to summer time weather. A tell tale sign of Summertime Sac is the need for a paint scraper to remove your satchel from your inner thigh.
Summertime Sac by John Detlor March 13, 2009
Mcnabbed
To be Mcnabbed is to be plagued with injury and unable to finish an entire season. Other symptoms of being McNabbed include choking in the super bowl, trying to blame shitty performance on racist sports writers, and having a stupid afro.
" I can't believe he blew out his knee on the first snap of the season,... he totally got Mcnabbed "
Mcnabbed by John Detlor November 1, 2008
Rumpoed
1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.
2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.
2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.
Rumpoed by John Detlor October 24, 2008