70 definitions by john gaskell

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock
"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"
by John Gaskell March 06, 2004
Slang meaning to have sex
" I've got a few Dirts round at ours lad, I'm be doin' loads of Cowpin'!!"
by John Gaskell May 28, 2004
An Act were two friends engage in sexual intercourse behind the back of others.
" Jimmy got gripped in the back of his motor with Steve's Bird getting blew off, apparently he'd been giving her the Sly Goose for a while "
by John Gaskell March 24, 2004
A breast which is long, thin and sucked dry.
"man, one of them was a Gibba and the other was normal, she is fuckin rank"
by John Gaskell March 06, 2004
jid
A Giro Cheque issued on a fortnightly basis to the unemployed in Britain.
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch
" is fuckin right kid, I'll pay ye that when I get me jid, you know that lad!!!"
by John Gaskell February 11, 2004
A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'
" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "
by John Gaskell March 31, 2004
A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire
" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "
by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

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