70 definitions by john gaskell

A made up word my girlfriend calls me occasionally during and after a Bender, it stands for BIG WANKER ALCHY FAT TWAT. I'm not really, just when I'm bladderd
ME: " come ere doll, gizzzz a kiss "
MY BIRD: " fuck off BWAFT "
by John Gaskell March 28, 2004
Training or running shoes, namely Reebok Classic
" have ye seen me new Trebags kid? there fuckin shit hot aren't they muck? "
by John Gaskell March 07, 2004
An Act were two friends engage in sexual intercourse behind the back of others.
" Jimmy got gripped in the back of his motor with Steve's Bird getting blew off, apparently he'd been giving her the Sly Goose for a while "
by John Gaskell March 24, 2004
A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire
" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "
by John Gaskell March 24, 2004
A breast which is long, thin and sucked dry.
"man, one of them was a Gibba and the other was normal, she is fuckin rank"
by John Gaskell March 06, 2004
jid
A Giro Cheque issued on a fortnightly basis to the unemployed in Britain.
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch
" is fuckin right kid, I'll pay ye that when I get me jid, you know that lad!!!"
by John Gaskell February 11, 2004
A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'
" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "
by John Gaskell March 31, 2004
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