An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock
"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"
Slang meaning to have sex
" I've got a few Dirts
round at ours lad, I'm be doin' loads of Cowpin'!!"
An Act were two friends engage in sexual intercourse behind the back of others.
" Jimmy got gripped in the back of his motor with Steve's Bird getting blew off, apparently he'd been giving her the Sly Goose for a while "
A breast which is long, thin and sucked dry.
"man, one of them was a Gibba and the other was normal, she is fuckin rank"
A Giro Cheque issued on a fortnightly basis to the unemployed in Britain.
Also: Jigger, Giro, Scratch
" is fuckin right kid, I'll pay ye that when I get me jid, you know that lad!!!"
A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker
(an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'
" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "
A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire
" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "