132 definitions by joey

eggonson

This gay tall goofy kid with a bagel in his stomach

egoonson SUCKS at ESPN Hockey 2005

by joey January 21, 2005

macintosh

A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.

"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."

by joey May 25, 2005

Klinefelter

a man who has a small penis and big man boobs

yo nigga dat dude justin brands is such a klinefelter

by joey June 6, 2004

the city

MANHATTAN!!!!!!!

Brooklyn is not "the city."
The Bronx is not "the city."
Queens is not "the city."
And Staten Island CERTAINLY is not "the city."
And Long Island isn't even a borough.

Oh please don't tell me you went to an inner city school when you went to Tottenville.

by joey January 8, 2004

BLESS YOUR CLITORIS

To be grateful of something/someone

Oh Mary, you shouldn't have gone to the trouble, bless your clitoris dear girl

by joey February 16, 2005

won

Common of people who type fast, like "teh" and "taht"

Won: owned.

OFMG i MA TEH REET HAKCL I WON YOU1!!!1

by joey May 17, 2004

Moon Spider

The surrounding hairs of a females asshole.

As I was eating it from behind, her moon spider kept tickling my nose!

by joey November 25, 2003