joel's definitions

Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

by Joel June 1, 2004

teh

when you type too fast

wow your car is teh biggest piece of shit ever.

by joel May 8, 2003

uber

word used in front of nub when playing counterstrike online if someone sucks really bad

Newbie: Hey how do you zoom with a sniper rifle
1337 h4><0r: Wh4t 4 uber nub

by joel February 20, 2005

Poor Harder

It means you cant afford nothing and wear cheap clothes and crappy brands. OR its a nice way to say come on lend some money.

"Man whata poor harder cunt, your clothes are crappy and holey"

"Im poor harder man, lend us some cash"

by Joel February 18, 2004

switch teams

to change ones sexual orientation, from homosexual to heterosexual, or vise-versa.

dude 1: dude, mallory switched teams *imitates eating pussy with tongue and fingers*
dude 2: dude, that is soo fuckin' hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by joel February 26, 2003

doodles

anything you want it to be.

v. i was doodleing your mom
n. lets go smoke some doodles

by joel November 19, 2002

heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 29, 2003