80 definitions by joel

a wigger that acts more black then black people
wow that kids a witiebaca
by joel October 02, 2003

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Definition:
generally directed at someone who is broke all the time, worried all the time, not able to have fun, or elsewise and the speaker has a sorta empathy

Background:
prevalence showed up in the mid-eighties during the cocaine and heroin crazy.
Man, you lookin like crap. You doin too much blow. Sucks to be you.
by Joel June 17, 2004

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Teko meaning you talk bull shit or lie
"Man your all teko"
by Joel February 18, 2004

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Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.
Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.
by Joel July 09, 2004

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A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming
Shape Ups, Tapers
by Joel December 14, 2003

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when you type too fast
wow your car is teh biggest piece of shit ever.
by joel May 08, 2003

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Mondays as opposed to hump day Wednesdays.
It's fricken thump day; can't wait till hump day!
by Joel March 09, 2005

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