joel's definitions

teh

when you type too fast

wow your car is teh biggest piece of shit ever.

by joel May 8, 2003

choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.

dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.

by Joel February 26, 2003

Poor Harder

It means you cant afford nothing and wear cheap clothes and crappy brands. OR its a nice way to say come on lend some money.

"Man whata poor harder cunt, your clothes are crappy and holey"

"Im poor harder man, lend us some cash"

by Joel February 18, 2004

switch teams

to change ones sexual orientation, from homosexual to heterosexual, or vise-versa.

dude 1: dude, mallory switched teams *imitates eating pussy with tongue and fingers*
dude 2: dude, that is soo fuckin' hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by joel February 26, 2003

kicking the jukebox

Kicking the jukebox : one who is kicking the jukebox is "the man".

Nick stole the road sign! He's kicking the juke box!

by Joel February 19, 2003

FPS

F(at) P(iece) (of) S(hit)

To be fat and do nothing.

Joel is the biggest FPS ever.

by Joel March 30, 2005

sucks to be you

Definition:
generally directed at someone who is broke all the time, worried all the time, not able to have fun, or elsewise and the speaker has a sorta empathy

Background:
prevalence showed up in the mid-eighties during the cocaine and heroin crazy.

Man, you lookin like crap. You doin too much blow. Sucks to be you.

by Joel June 17, 2004