joel's definitions

fag hag

a female who is abnormally friendly and loyal to a homosexual, usually copying everything the homosexual does, and in extreme cases, my even wordswitch teamsword

dude 1:dude, mallory only switched teams cause she's matt's fag hag
dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by Joel February 26, 2003

stankafuss

a terribly smelly vagina

chelsea has one nasty stankafuss

by Joel December 7, 2002

sucks to be you

Definition:
generally directed at someone who is broke all the time, worried all the time, not able to have fun, or elsewise and the speaker has a sorta empathy

Background:
prevalence showed up in the mid-eighties during the cocaine and heroin crazy.

Man, you lookin like crap. You doin too much blow. Sucks to be you.

by Joel June 17, 2004

FPS

F(at) P(iece) (of) S(hit)

To be fat and do nothing.

Joel is the biggest FPS ever.

by Joel March 30, 2005

Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

by Joel June 1, 2004

kicking the jukebox

Kicking the jukebox : one who is kicking the jukebox is "the man".

Nick stole the road sign! He's kicking the juke box!

by Joel February 19, 2003

jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

by Joel October 2, 2003