joel's definitions

Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

by Joel June 1, 2004

knark

failure in life

ahh the poor knark

by joel October 2, 2003

masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.

WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!

by Joel June 10, 2004

drop trow

pull down your pants and / or show off your butt

the nurse told me that that my arm wouldnt work, so I had to drop trow and take the shot in my rear end

by Joel October 2, 2003

chinese lady

the act of tucking one's cock & balls back between the legs, thereby yeilding the illusion of a woman's vagina.
a more advanced execution of the chinese lady will produce a well-defined cameltoe (see 'cameltoe').

his exquisite chinese lady made him the most sought-after bitch on cellblock D.

by joel July 22, 2003

Blatitude

1. Flaunting your boring personality.

2. Bored with ones self.

1. "She's got a real blatitude."

2. "There's nothing to do man, I have such a lousy blatitude".

by Joel January 23, 2005

o'dark hundred

they use it in the military

o'dark hundred are the hours before the sun comes up

oh shit, I gotta wake up at o'dark hundred tomorrow morning

by joel April 11, 2000