Insecure Bear

The least-known and least popular Care Bears of them all.

Never featured on the show.
Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go get some ice cream, it's Insecure Bear!

Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!

Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.
by Joel April 14, 2005
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mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.
"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."
by joel June 23, 2004
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knark

ahh the poor knark
by joel October 02, 2003
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tinky winky

Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.

He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?

Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!

Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?

Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?

Dipsy: (cries)
by Joel April 13, 2005
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Thumbs

"Thumbs fell off the ledge and broke a thumb off"
by Joel January 09, 2004
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kicking the jukebox

Nick stole the road sign! He's kicking the juke box!
by Joel February 19, 2003
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Diephobic

The condition or state of having an irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against the one true God and more specifically the Judeo-Christian FAITH (NOT just "religion").
It's time to redefine your Diephobic mind. Don't hesitate, there's no escape
the secrets on the inside.- Skillet - Savior Lyrics
by Joel November 17, 2004
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