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masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.
WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!
by Joel June 10, 2004
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powder

imaginary substance asked for when someone is acting up, usually followed by another person putting this imaginary substance into his hand

Substance used to keep one's pimp hand strong
"You talkin' shit?? Hey John, gimme my powder"
by Joel April 14, 2005
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texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.
As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.
by joel March 9, 2005
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ronchu

Something you'd see in a French comic book, instead of the English "Zzz," which designates that a character is sleeping.
If Garfield moved to Paris, he would no longer "Zzz" while he slept, he would most definately "Ronchu."
by Joel April 11, 2005
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Blimpie

To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.
You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.
by Joel September 7, 2003
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uber

word used in front of nub when playing counterstrike online if someone sucks really bad
Newbie: Hey how do you zoom with a sniper rifle
1337 h4><0r: Wh4t 4 uber nub
by joel February 20, 2005
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Tator

A teacher who is lazy, ugly, stupid, and sarcastic.
That tator insulted me after I told him he looked like someone swung a bag full of doorknobs at his face.
by Joel December 15, 2003
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