joel's definitions

switch teams

to change ones sexual orientation, from homosexual to heterosexual, or vise-versa.

dude 1: dude, mallory switched teams *imitates eating pussy with tongue and fingers*
dude 2: dude, that is soo fuckin' hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by joel February 26, 2003

Poor Harder

It means you cant afford nothing and wear cheap clothes and crappy brands. OR its a nice way to say come on lend some money.

"Man whata poor harder cunt, your clothes are crappy and holey"

"Im poor harder man, lend us some cash"

by Joel February 18, 2004

chinese lady

the act of tucking one's cock & balls back between the legs, thereby yeilding the illusion of a woman's vagina.
a more advanced execution of the chinese lady will produce a well-defined cameltoe (see 'cameltoe').

his exquisite chinese lady made him the most sought-after bitch on cellblock D.

by joel July 22, 2003

masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.

WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!

by Joel June 10, 2004

Blimpie

To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.

You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.

by Joel September 7, 2003

blogday

The birthday of your blog. Not necessarily the day your present blog was launched, but the day you began documenting your life on the Internet.

Old uncool person: "Happy birthday, sonny!"

Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."

by Joel October 5, 2006

Tator

A teacher who is lazy, ugly, stupid, and sarcastic.

That tator insulted me after I told him he looked like someone swung a bag full of doorknobs at his face.

by Joel December 15, 2003