joel's definitions

Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

by Joel June 1, 2004

jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

by Joel October 2, 2003

kicking the jukebox

Kicking the jukebox : one who is kicking the jukebox is "the man".

Nick stole the road sign! He's kicking the juke box!

by Joel February 19, 2003

FPS

F(at) P(iece) (of) S(hit)

To be fat and do nothing.

Joel is the biggest FPS ever.

by Joel March 30, 2005

Blatitude

1. Flaunting your boring personality.

2. Bored with ones self.

1. "She's got a real blatitude."

2. "There's nothing to do man, I have such a lousy blatitude".

by Joel January 23, 2005

Meah

Meah is something you would say when there is complete silence after you make a retarded comment.

Person- Then I raped a deaf girl.
Everyone else- ...
Person- Meah...

by Joel March 30, 2005

leporous

adj. The quality of constant sexual activity. Fucking like rabbits.

That girl is leporous, doin' it twenty five times a week.

by Joel February 26, 2004