joel's definitions

masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.

WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!

by Joel June 10, 2004

jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

by Joel October 2, 2003

doodles

anything you want it to be.

v. i was doodleing your mom
n. lets go smoke some doodles

by joel November 19, 2002

F.I.A.

Fellatio Induced Apology

"Bitch dropped the ball on that one"
"FIA, man, FIA"

by Joel September 7, 2003

Poontang

referring to the female genitalia

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang

by Joel September 23, 2003

linolium

Leet floor that will own you all

linolium just owned you all

by Joel November 27, 2004

powder

imaginary substance asked for when someone is acting up, usually followed by another person putting this imaginary substance into his hand

Substance used to keep one's pimp hand strong

"You talkin' shit?? Hey John, gimme my powder"

by Joel April 14, 2005