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uber

word used in front of nub when playing counterstrike online if someone sucks really bad
Newbie: Hey how do you zoom with a sniper rifle
1337 h4><0r: Wh4t 4 uber nub
by joel February 20, 2005
mugGet the ubermug.

Tator

A teacher who is lazy, ugly, stupid, and sarcastic.
That tator insulted me after I told him he looked like someone swung a bag full of doorknobs at his face.
by Joel December 15, 2003
mugGet the Tatormug.

Jolly green giant

Jolly Green Giant : A big dick with a green condom on
Jeff stuck that bitch with his jolly green giant. She can't fuckin walk!
by Joel April 10, 2006
mugGet the Jolly green giantmug.

blogday

The birthday of your blog. Not necessarily the day your present blog was launched, but the day you began documenting your life on the Internet.
Old uncool person: "Happy birthday, sonny!"

Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."
by Joel October 5, 2006
mugGet the blogdaymug.

Blimpie

To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.
You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.
by Joel September 7, 2003
mugGet the Blimpiemug.

tahd

A much cooler way to say "retard," or better yet, "tard."
Since I'm too sophisticated to say "tard," I much prefer "tahd."
by Joel April 11, 2005
mugGet the tahdmug.

masshole

1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.
WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!
by Joel June 10, 2004
mugGet the massholemug.

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