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Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.
Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.
by Joel June 1, 2004
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jerkweed

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!
by Joel October 2, 2003
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kicking the jukebox

Kicking the jukebox : one who is kicking the jukebox is "the man".
Nick stole the road sign! He's kicking the juke box!
by Joel February 19, 2003
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FPS

F(at) P(iece) (of) S(hit)

To be fat and do nothing.
by Joel March 30, 2005
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Blatitude

1. Flaunting your boring personality.

2. Bored with ones self.
1. "She's got a real blatitude."

2. "There's nothing to do man, I have such a lousy blatitude".
by Joel January 23, 2005
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Meah

Meah is something you would say when there is complete silence after you make a retarded comment.
Person- Then I raped a deaf girl.
Everyone else- ...
Person- Meah...
by Joel March 30, 2005
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leporous

adj. The quality of constant sexual activity. Fucking like rabbits.
That girl is leporous, doin' it twenty five times a week.
by Joel February 26, 2004
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