joel's definitions

FPS

F(at) P(iece) (of) S(hit)

To be fat and do nothing.

Joel is the biggest FPS ever.

by Joel March 30, 2005

powder

imaginary substance asked for when someone is acting up, usually followed by another person putting this imaginary substance into his hand

Substance used to keep one's pimp hand strong

"You talkin' shit?? Hey John, gimme my powder"

by Joel April 14, 2005

texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.

As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.

by joel March 9, 2005

ronchu

Something you'd see in a French comic book, instead of the English "Zzz," which designates that a character is sleeping.

If Garfield moved to Paris, he would no longer "Zzz" while he slept, he would most definately "Ronchu."

by Joel April 11, 2005

o'dark hundred

they use it in the military

o'dark hundred are the hours before the sun comes up

oh shit, I gotta wake up at o'dark hundred tomorrow morning

by joel April 11, 2000

Diephobe

Any person who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Atheists and agnostics are Diephobes.

by Joel November 16, 2004

tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

by joel April 10, 2006