joel's definitions

witiebaca

a wigger that acts more black then black people

wow that kids a witiebaca

by joel October 2, 2003

5 second rule

Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.

Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.

by Joel July 9, 2004

dolch

when you feel like you need to fart, but when you do, you shit your pants

Wozny dolched his pants!

by Joel February 21, 2003

lower case g

Young ganster (gangsta), gangster's child

I been pimpin' hoes since i was a lower case g

by Joel April 14, 2005

Dollas!

This should be said whenever something good happens, such as making a three-pointer in basketball, or talking about money.

Billy hit's a three and shouts out: "Dollas!"

by Joel July 9, 2004

Thumbs

A wooden monkey with only one thumb.

"Thumbs fell off the ledge and broke a thumb off"

by Joel January 9, 2004

tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

by joel April 10, 2006