joel's definitions

leporous

adj. The quality of constant sexual activity. Fucking like rabbits.

That girl is leporous, doin' it twenty five times a week.

by Joel February 26, 2004

odb

abr."ova da bridge" A trip made over a bridge, usually to commit crime.

I gotta re-up lets go odb and score an elbow.

by joel March 9, 2004

TOMTB

Acronym: Taking Off My Training Bra

<15 Year Old Guy>: What are you doing now?
<40 Year Old Guy>: TOMTB
<15 Year Old Guy>: I'm so hot, I want you now.

by Joel March 28, 2004

westendorf

-totally sucking ass at foosball.
-almost never (rarely) being able to beat anyone at foosball.
-never being able to beat joel.

"your as bad as westendorf eh?"

"so westendorf... that makes it 121-0-0 for me?"

by joel April 2, 2004

Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming

Shape Ups, Tapers

by Joel December 14, 2003

Tator

A teacher who is lazy, ugly, stupid, and sarcastic.

That tator insulted me after I told him he looked like someone swung a bag full of doorknobs at his face.

by Joel December 15, 2003

Thumbs

A wooden monkey with only one thumb.

"Thumbs fell off the ledge and broke a thumb off"

by Joel January 9, 2004