384 definitions by joecoolthefool
A vacation during which there is a terrorist incident. You may be directly involved in the incident or simply in the same city where it occurs. Either way, you feel unsettled and cannot wait to go home. terrorism, terrorist, vacation, al qaeda, ISIS, SWAT team, bomb, explosion, militia, middle east, united nations, UN,terror junkie, terrorazzi
After the incident in France, I wanto go back to the states and feel safe again. You had your first terrorcation, bro.
by joecoolthefool January 30, 2016
A string of successful outcomes in a person’s life that make people believe that the person can do no wrong. Someone who is constantly “winning” at life. Kanye West, Kanye, Heros Journey, Winning, President Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Make America Great Again, Trump army, Trumpnado, Trumpestuous, Charlie Sheen, tiger blood, Kim Kardashian, Kimye, Trump trounce, bigly, biggly, Trump armor, the Orange King, 45
I’m on my own hero’s journey-I’ve got a beautiful girlfriend, a new job on Wall Street and I’m in the best shape of my life. I’m winning big time!
by joecoolthefool October 12, 2018
The right wing voters that dress as soldiers during the American Revolution or as Founding Fathers to try and prove that they are more patriotic and dedicated to America than anyone else. patriot, Founding Fathers, American Revolution, conservative, right wing, Fox news, Tea Party, Republican, Declaration of Independence, Constitution, freedom
I went down to the protest and there were tons of people dressed like soldiers during the American Revolution. Way too much patriotic bravado for me.
by joecoolthefool November 17, 2015
That 3rd, 4th or 5th beer that you want to enjoy at a bar or restaurant, but you are terrified it will put you over the blood alcohol limit and increase your risk for getting a DUI. You may drink it anyway, but you are definitely worried with each sip you take and after you drive away.
I felt a slight buzz after my fourth beer, but I started to sweat with my fifth because I knew I had to drive home. That was my fear beer. beer, liquor, hard liquor, scotch, bourbon, drink, drunk, alcoholic, intoxicated, tipsy, wasted, kegger
by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015
A mental state in which a man believes that if he buys a lot of stuff on a pornstar's website and tweets her relentlessly, she will fall in love and have sex with him. pornstar sex, sex, crazy, obsessed, romance, love, men, worship, fantasy
Your constantly online following that porn chick and buying stuff off her website. Bro, you're suffering from a pornstar delusion.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2014
The attempt to workout so that you sculpt your body like a Marvel superhero. You lift heavy weights and eat a lot of protein to get the shredded look. Marvel, superhero, muscles, workout, lift weights, train, exercise, shredded, pump iron, gym, fitness
You're in here every day Travis, you really put in the time. Yeah man, I am determined to get shredded and look like my favorite superhero Thor. I want those Marvel muscles.
by joecoolthefool February 19, 2016
I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken
by joecoolthefool December 6, 2014