when your flatulence sounds like a duck and then it finishes with a slight squit that usually needs a wipe but sometimes can require a complete dumpundiedump
you had a pooquack
by joeblow79 May 05, 2011

jonny: 'ahh mate i went to the paralympics yesterday and banged a disabled chick'
jebby: 'fella, you had a fliddybang'
jebby: 'fella, you had a fliddybang'
by joeblow79 May 02, 2011

by joeblow79 May 05, 2011

whilst around impressionable children and for example you stub your toe and would really like to shout bollocks instead shout 'boollarks' it works just as well
by joeblow79 April 30, 2011
