Definitions by joeblow79

pooquack 

when your flatulence sounds like a duck and then it finishes with a slight squit that usually needs a wipe but sometimes can require a complete dumpundiedump

you had a pooquack

pooquack by joeblow79 May 5, 2011

dumpundiedump

when you follow through so bad that you have to throw away your underwear

QUUUAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!
'ahh man ive shit my pants, better dumpundiedump

dumpundiedump by joeblow79 May 5, 2011

fliddybang 

when one has sexual intercourse with a flid

jonny: 'ahh mate i went to the paralympics yesterday and banged a disabled chick'
jebby: 'fella, you had a fliddybang'

fliddybang by joeblow79 May 2, 2011

boollarks 

whilst around impressionable children and for example you stub your toe and would really like to shout bollocks instead shout 'boollarks' it works just as well

walk into kitchen stub toe on chair leg 'BOOLLARKS'

boollarks by joeblow79 April 30, 2011