8 definitions by joe1967
A hidden camera in the wall, so that you can watch your neighbors have sex and later sell the video tapes.
"I hear that couple really gets off screwing the shit out of eachother." "That's ok we make a profit everytime and take their shit to wal-mart."
by joe1967 December 8, 2007
actually pulled off of ESPN Closed Captioning. Obviously after anal fucking your significant other, you then pull your cock out and come on her face and right after she sucks the remaining jizz off your cock.
"I was fucking Betty last night, but the big surprise was the Dick Butkus I received when I pulled out to come on her tits."
by joe1967 December 7, 2007
no,no,no. You folks got it all wrong. Trust me I was there when this happened. To deflower a young woman.
The girl wanted me to have sex with her friend. She shut the bedroom door and said," When she comes out of there I want her split like the Grand Canyon. Geterdone."
by joe1967 December 2, 2007
A word used to define a man whose dick has gotten smaller because of long term drug use or cigarette smoking.
by joe1967 December 4, 2007
by joe1967 December 7, 2007
What your partner wants you to get for her when she thinks your a dead fuck. Either a really a really good lay for her or a large dildo.
"Could you get me some icecream on the way home?" "What kind?" "It really doesn't matter as long as it's good."
by joe1967 December 9, 2007
A term used to define a bi-sexual man engaged in a threesome with a female and male partners. When finished having sex with one partner will immediately flip to the other and have sex with them also. A bi-sexual man that is as happy with a dick in him as having his dick in a pussy. Also a gay man that after being on his knees performing oral sex for his partner will go into position for anal sex. Also a gay man after achieving orgasm by having anal sex with his partner will switch positions and let his partner have that ass.
I had a friend that couldn't decide whether he wanted to be gay or straight. So I said to him, "Man you get some fine women, but then you flip around and go back to men. I guess I'm going to call you flipboy
by joe1967 December 2, 2007