joe shmoe's definitions

chingachgook

china's version of a real name

I took chingachgook to the sea and he lost his specticals

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

franz nickolay

keyboard and accordion player for Brooklyn, NY based cabaret punk band the World/Inferno Friendship Society.

Franz replaced previous keyboard player nicknamed Pearl. he is the bands first accordion player.

by joe shmoe May 13, 2005

bangs

good, unigue fighting moves

"I got enough bangs to take you down!"

by Joe Shmoe August 22, 2002

superbowl

The most telivised ganmbling event of the year. Celebrated nation-wide with bigscreens, 40's, and greasy snack foods.

Aww crap, thats the 3rd year in a row my team lost the superbowl.

by joe shmoe January 31, 2004

UHF

poor-man's cable.

kid: dad im tired of fox, abc, nbc, cbs, upn, and the w-b. can we get cable?
father: no son, just turn on the uhf.

by joe shmoe October 31, 2003

Elevator music

The shnazzy music that plays in elevators, supermarkets, cheep family restaurants, amusement park lines, and the YMCA's men locker room. Useually jazz or clasical.

*muffled* doo doo di doo doopidy doo.

by joe shmoe February 28, 2003