joe shmoe's definitions

UHF

poor-man's cable.

kid: dad im tired of fox, abc, nbc, cbs, upn, and the w-b. can we get cable?
father: no son, just turn on the uhf.

by joe shmoe October 31, 2003

bangs

good, unigue fighting moves

"I got enough bangs to take you down!"

by Joe Shmoe August 22, 2002

superbowl

The most telivised ganmbling event of the year. Celebrated nation-wide with bigscreens, 40's, and greasy snack foods.

Aww crap, thats the 3rd year in a row my team lost the superbowl.

by joe shmoe January 31, 2004

disdain

to look on with scorn; seggragation; to be haten'

My good sir, I do so ever disdain those irregular ashen commoners from the hood. It does behoove us to dichotomize their lavitories from ours.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

Good Times

1. a catchy phrase to complement great/humerous moments.
2. an imperturbable and reserved way of expressing delight in ones actions.

hahahahahaha, sigh... good times.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

Elevator music

The shnazzy music that plays in elevators, supermarkets, cheep family restaurants, amusement park lines, and the YMCA's men locker room. Useually jazz or clasical.

*muffled* doo doo di doo doopidy doo.

by joe shmoe February 28, 2003