joe shmoe's definitions

chingachgook

china's version of a real name

I took chingachgook to the sea and he lost his specticals

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

Elevator music

The shnazzy music that plays in elevators, supermarkets, cheep family restaurants, amusement park lines, and the YMCA's men locker room. Useually jazz or clasical.

*muffled* doo doo di doo doopidy doo.

by joe shmoe February 28, 2003

UHF

poor-man's cable.

kid: dad im tired of fox, abc, nbc, cbs, upn, and the w-b. can we get cable?
father: no son, just turn on the uhf.

by joe shmoe October 31, 2003

superbowl

The most telivised ganmbling event of the year. Celebrated nation-wide with bigscreens, 40's, and greasy snack foods.

Aww crap, thats the 3rd year in a row my team lost the superbowl.

by joe shmoe January 31, 2004

hot cheetoes

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.

yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

cos

a term in persian for pussy

Your mom's cos is so hairy that it looks like a jungle.

by joe shmoe February 16, 2004