dickmunch

A term of endearment used by momma dick's when they are happy their children at their dinner.
Sally Dick, Why are you the GREATEST dickmunch their ever was?!
by Joe Blow February 03, 2004
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moist joyce

when your mother-in-law lets you see her bush and you both will never forget it.
I love to see moist joyce
by joe blow November 11, 2004
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Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection
Saint Ownsalot
by Joe Blow December 04, 2003
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captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.
looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.
by joe blow November 13, 2002
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douche box

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in
yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in
by joe blow February 16, 2003
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dumb mother fucker

why we John Kerry as president he will lead our national security to becoem safer then bush ever could
by joe blow March 03, 2004
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Pipi

Putain! Mais t'as fait pipi!
by Joe Blow August 26, 2003
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