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by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
Get the Portagee Wine Stomper mug.A white liberal. Someone who knows what is best for everyone else, and devotes his life to shoving it down our throats.
Hillary Clinton is a do-gooder who wants to make us all pay for medical care for lazy bums who piss their lives away spray painting grafitti on other people's property.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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Get the Italian briefcase mug.To put your hand up another person's arse. A favorite pastime of turd burglars. (How else could they burgle those turds?)
by Joao Bufamarillo May 30, 2005
Get the fist mug.The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.
El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
Get the Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum mug.A big, heavy, bad-handling car made in Detroit. A road locomotive.
This expression was common in the 1960s when cars that handled well were made in Europe. American cars were oversized, wallowing pigs, and you had to make reservations to go around a corner.
This expression was common in the 1960s when cars that handled well were made in Europe. American cars were oversized, wallowing pigs, and you had to make reservations to go around a corner.
That dude is driving a piece of Detroit iron. Let's moon him, and we can lose him on a winding road.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
Get the Detroit iron mug.I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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