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Definitions by joao bufamarillo

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum 

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.
El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.

do-gooder 

A white liberal. Someone who knows what is best for everyone else, and devotes his life to shoving it down our throats.
Hillary Clinton is a do-gooder who wants to make us all pay for medical care for lazy bums who piss their lives away spray painting grafitti on other people's property.

flapping cheeks 

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.
Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

binderfender 

A tremendous fart worthy of accolades and kudos.
I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.
The electric chair.

The last, and best-fitting, chair that a Crip sits in.
I hope they send that punk to the hot squat without any further legal monkeyshines.
A person from Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Egypt, Lybia, Yemen, or other country in that region.
I stopped in Mecca to see what was there. All that I saw was A-rabs.
a-rab by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.
Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?

Nah, he's a cop.

Honest?

Nah, he's an Oakland cop.
cop by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005