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peckerwood

A good, but much-maligned, white person.

Peckerwoods do not hijack airplanes. They don't expect society to take care of them. They never demand socialist medicine. No peckerwood ever prances in a parade wearing a jock strap.

Peckerwoods mind their own business and are not a burden on society. Be nice to peckerwoods. Take a peckerwood to lunch this week!
Hey, any of you peckerwoods want to go to lunch this week?
by Joao Bufamarillo July 18, 2008
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Wally and the Beaver

Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, democratic candidates for President and Vice President in the 1984 election.

From two characters in the Leave it to Beaver TV show.
Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro were a couple of mush wimp do-gooder liberal twerps. They wanted to raise taxes use the money to support lazy people. They wanted to pass and enforcepolitically correct racist laws. During the campaign, people ridiculed them as "Wally and the Beaver."
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
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thunder jug

A large, ceramic jug with straight sides, sloping shoulders, and narrow neck, with a ceramic finger ring near the neck. The jug is typically glazed light brown on the sides and dark reddish-brown on the shoulder, neck, and ring. It is intended to contain moonshine.
Ol' Zeke brought his thunder jug down to Orly's place for a refill o' corn squeezin's.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.
El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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binderfender

I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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Detroit iron

A big, heavy, bad-handling car made in Detroit. A road locomotive.

This expression was common in the 1960s when cars that handled well were made in Europe. American cars were oversized, wallowing pigs, and you had to make reservations to go around a corner.
That dude is driving a piece of Detroit iron. Let's moon him, and we can lose him on a winding road.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.
Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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