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There's a game called Abalone where marbles are pushed around a chinese-checker-like board. Getting "Abaloned" is when your marbles are knocked out of the game. That is, you get worked.
On a weekly basis, Rick isn't prepared for a beating so gets abaloned.
abalone by HagenG November 14, 2007

Green Abalone 

First exemplified by the original Green Abalone, The Green Abalone has now evolved into a concept, extending to all those who are true to themselves, and are not afraid to stand out from the crowd as a result.
Her Pikachu backpack says Pika in four different ways when pressed on the side. What a Green Abalone!
Green Abalone by Y. Yu February 25, 2008

diving for abalone 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.
This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.

Alabama Abalone Eye 

also "Alabama Abaloneye"

When you eat too much fucking abalones and your eyes went full cartoon puffy so bad you can't go to work.
Bloody Aaron ate some Abalone for dinner, now he has Alabama Abalone Eye.

Alabama Abalone Eye 

When you are getting a head job from an Asian and pull out early and blow in their eyes after which you rub it away with raw Abalone causing eyes that look as puffy as Syvelster Stallone after Rocky 1.
Aaron said he ate some Abalone for dinner and now he has Alabama Abalone Eye but really, he rubbed his eyes at the wrong time.

Aboloneing 

when a women presses her vagina up against a clear bit of glass. ie , a window or a glass door.
At a party at my place the other night i saw a girl walk up to a glass door drop her pants fully bend over and press her vagina right up against the glass. It looked like the abolone you see in the fish tanks at chinese restaurants. When i saw the girl do this i yelled look Megan is aboloneing.
Aboloneing by unit71 June 12, 2010