8 definitions by jo mamma

to cream oneself (ejaculate) on account of something very simple, usually involving Boston, e.g. the Red Sox winning the World Series, the Patriots winning the Super Bowl, or sushi
"Oh, dude, oh, dude, OH, DUDE!" "Man, you totally Kraninged when you ate that sushi!"
by jo mamma February 3, 2005
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when your crappin and before it comes out you fart a couple times in a row to make a machine gun sound
by jo mamma February 24, 2003
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R & B and Soul music from the 40's through the 70's.
I usually hear that jukebox playing Dusties.
by jo mamma January 26, 2022
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a word white girls like liz use to sound cool, but its ok because sometimes they happen to be the hottest girl around
by jo mamma February 8, 2004
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To make out with a man who has stubble to the point that it chafes your skin and gives you an open rash; very embarrassing
"If I were to be like Jessie and pull a 680 with you, my face would be RAW!"
by jo mamma February 4, 2005
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man, i just had some Mighty Taco. It was better than ur mom last night.
by jo mamma February 28, 2004
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